Timmy...

[GuchiGuh]

...."TURBINE THRUSTERS OFFLINE" screams Shrek!!!

"HOly crapppp we are going to crash into that Halo world" said the infamous Elvis Presley!!

"AM GOING TO RIP YOUR BALLS OFF SO YOU CANNOT CONATIMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD" -some dark person said in the corner of the spaceshuttle;...

[Ajax]

..."This is what happens to me every other Monday" Said Timmy, who was waiting for Elvis' autograph. "By the way, aren't you dead?"

[Jammrock]

... suddenly everyone read the link a Real Life comics and realized that Timmy was indeed stupid and very much dead.

"HA!" Cried ...

[Fat Tone]

...Fat Tone. You can't kill off Tiimmy so easily. For I, Fat Tone, am in fact...





(I know I'm leaving myself wide open here...I think my banana pudding must have started fermenting)

[az]

...posting the recipe for banana pudding on MURC, so that AZ may try it himself. AND, I can produce much more fat tones when I fart than you can. Therefore, I...

AZ

[Duty]

will run amuck! amuck amuck amuck amuck amuck amuck ...
Bump, thud, where did that wall come from? Looking from side to side he thinks...

[Technoid]

Suddenly the shuttle is cought in a tracktor beam of the Stardestroyer.

Darth has been buissy since we last saw him, he has already 5 llhama pelts on his wall, and he is determined to exterminate all pink llhamas......

[GuchiGuh]

......"Uhhh......"- mumbles Frodo...."darth?....where is your helmet?" .....

[Technoid]

"More weird creatures" thinks Vader and decapitates Frodo with one fast swipe with his LightSaber.

Vader wonders for a few moments what the creature was mumbling about, his helmet was secured togheter with the rest of his armor, but then he cleared thos thoghts.

-stormtrooper 1394, clean up that mess...

[GuchiGuh]

...."screw you man, do your sh*t yourself, you weezy piece of crap" - replied stormtrooper 1394

[Technoid]

Vader wheesed for a while and then desided to do just that and showed the remains of frodo and the remains of stormtrooper 1394 down a garbage shute with his force powers.....

The rest of the stormtroopers noted that it was best to obey orders in the future.....

[KvHagedorn]

.. especially since all of the firewire connections on the death star suddenly stopped working..

[Duty]

with the force powered blenders. Such a fun toy when removing stormtroopers. His thoughts drift off to a simpler time ...

[Jammrock]

...when he got to frollick in the fields with Natali... er ... Padme, when his body was more fleshy. Suddenly (insert cheesey sound bit) ....

[Fat Tone]

...an enormous erect...



(How long can I keep this up? )