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  • bsdgeek
    Super MURCer
    • Feb 2002
    • 1543

    #46
    Which, by the way, is still open for new subscribers.

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    • gt40
      This space for rent
      • Sep 1999
      • 3973

      #47
      Sign me up!
      My email address is:
      GuchuGuh@all_adresses.com
      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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      • agallag
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 3201

        #48
        What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
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        ...wait for it...
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        Where's my tractor?
        Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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        • az
          Moderator
          • Feb 2001
          • 9336

          #49
          AZ
          Attached Files
          There's an Opera in my macbook.

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          • Lizzard[MPE]
            Avatar Tease
            Moderator
            • Nov 2000
            • 3911

            #50
            what do you call magic johnson in a wheelchair?














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            ROLAIDS!!!!!!@#!@!@#


            HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
            www.lizziemorrison.com

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            • Helevitia
              Super MURCer
              • Aug 1999
              • 6628

              #51
              HAHAHA! That is ****ed up, but funny LMAO!

              OK, How many smurfs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

              Two, if you can get the sleeping bag in there.


              Why don't chickens where underwear?

              Because their peckers are on their heads
              Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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              • GuchiGuh
                Comic Relief
                • Jun 2002
                • 1656

                #52
                any of you know whats going to happen to GT40?

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                • DukeP
                  Super MURCer
                  • Nov 1999
                  • 1830

                  #53
                  An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a check-up and the doctor was
                  amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
                  The doctor asked, "To what do you attribute your good health?"
                  The old timer said, "I'm a turkey hunter and that's why I'm in such good
                  shape. I'm up well before daylight and out chasing turkeys up and down the
                  mountains."
                  The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to
                  it. How old was your dad when he died?"
                  The old timer said, "Who said my dad's dead?"
                  The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's still alive?
                  How old is he?"
                  The old timer said, "He's 100 yrs old and, in fact, he hunted turkey with me
                  this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a turkey hunter."
                  The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it. How
                  about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
                  The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"The doctor said, "You mean
                  you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
                  The old timer said, "He's 118 yrs old."
                  The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I guess he went
                  turkey hunting with you this morning too?"
                  The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he got
                  married."
                  The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a118-year-old guy
                  want to get married?"
                  The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"

                  ~~DukeP~~

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                  • Helevitia
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 1999
                    • 6628

                    #54
                    hehehe
                    Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                    • SitFlyer
                      Super MURCer
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 7178

                      #55
                      lol

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