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  • Jammrock
    The Berserker
    • Aug 1999
    • 8661

    #61
    ..all the characters in the story fell asleep, because it was way past everyone's bedtime.
    “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
    –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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    • dZeus
      Moderator
      • Aug 2000
      • 4622

      #62
      ....*snore*....

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      • Fat Tone
        Super MURCer
        • Aug 1999
        • 7579

        #63
        WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!! Shouted Timmy's mother, who had just...
        FT.

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        • Jammrock
          The Berserker
          • Aug 1999
          • 8661

          #64
          ...caught the house on fire while making...
          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • PAugustin
            MURCer
            • Nov 2000
            • 700

            #65
            .... cookies with the Llama's....
            System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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            • GNEP
              Super MURCer
              • Feb 2002
              • 5241

              #66
              ...help. They weren't just any old cookies though, they had a special ingredient...
              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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              • PAugustin
                MURCer
                • Nov 2000
                • 700

                #67
                ...beer ? asked Timmy
                No replied the Llama with a smile. Don't you recognize the smell ?...
                System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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                • VJ
                  Moderator
                  • Mar 2001
                  • 9733

                  #68
                  "You farted in my general direction!" said Timmy.
                  "Sorry", replied the llama, "But that smell has nothing to do with the cookies. The cookies smell like....
                  pixar
                  Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                  • SitFlyer
                    Super MURCer
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 7178

                    #69
                    ....balut and....
                    Last edited by SitFlyer; 24 February 2005, 04:13.

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                    • Jessterw
                      Style Master, Rtd.
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4265

                      #70
                      ...sassafras dipped in...
                      “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                      • Fat Tone
                        Super MURCer
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 7579

                        #71
                        something else I've never heard of.

                        After forcing himself to try one, then spending...
                        FT.

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                        • GNEP
                          Super MURCer
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 5241

                          #72
                          ...over three hours on the...
                          DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                          • VJ
                            Moderator
                            • Mar 2001
                            • 9733

                            #73
                            ...bed in the hospital emergency room, he finally woke up.
                            Slowly opening his eyes, Timmy noticed he was surrounded by...
                            pixar
                            Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow. (James Dean)

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                            • GNEP
                              Super MURCer
                              • Feb 2002
                              • 5241

                              #74
                              ...male nurses dressed in provocative drag costumes each holding a baby pink llama...
                              DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                              • Jammrock
                                The Berserker
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 8661

                                #75
                                ... and singing "we are family" in an off key chorus. Timmy suddenly realized what the secret ingredient in the cookie was. It was ...
                                “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
                                –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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