Don't you just *LOVE* twinkies?

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  • TransformX
    Super MURCer
    • Sep 2003
    • 4946

    #1

    Don't you just *LOVE* twinkies?

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  • Tjalfe
    Super MURCer
    • Nov 2002
    • 3053

    #2
    I think I can count the amount of twinkies I have eaten in my lifetime on one hand.. I hope it did not cut back my life expectancy too much
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    • ZokesPro
      Serial Murcerer
      • Sep 2000
      • 8325

      #3
      I've eaten but one twinkie in my entire life. Wait could have been two seeing as they package them in pairs.
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      • schmosef
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 2002
        • 5813

        #4
        I haven't eaten that many either. They just weren't that big when I was growing up. Wagon Wheel's and Joe Louis's... that's another story.
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        • Elie
          MURC Writer
          • Aug 1999
          • 4420

          #5
          Twinkie maker is an excellent writer, it was an entertianing read yet so depressing at the same time.

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          • Jessterw
            Style Master, Rtd.
            • Jul 2002
            • 4265

            #6
            Think that's bad... you should visit a Pepsi factory

            When I was working as a wastewater treatment plant operator I saw things that have drastically changed the foods I eat.
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            • DGhost
              Super MURCer
              • May 2000
              • 2573

              #7
              Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
              "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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              • schmosef
                Super MURCer
                • Dec 2002
                • 5813

                #8
                I drink a lot of diet coke. Should I be worried more about what's supposed to be in it or what isn't supposed to be in it?
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                • Jessterw
                  Style Master, Rtd.
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 4265

                  #9
                  Well beyond diet coke just being bad for you in general, I'm sure there's probably not much in it that isn't supposed to be there. Unless you happen to be unlucky.

                  Let's just say that what goes into and comes out of the processing just makes you wonder how healthy some of these things are. Case in point, I would avoid chili from a certain fast-food chain
                  “And, remember: there's no 'I' in 'irony'” ~ Merlin Mann

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                  • schmosef
                    Super MURCer
                    • Dec 2002
                    • 5813

                    #10
                    That women who found a finger in her Wendy's chili ended up getting arrested for fraud.
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                    • DGhost
                      Super MURCer
                      • May 2000
                      • 2573

                      #11
                      Originally posted by schmosef
                      That women who found a finger in her Wendy's chili ended up getting arrested for fraud.
                      It's not like companies don't do Incident Reports when people loose finger tips on processing machines or anything..
                      "And yet, after spending 20+ years trying to evolve the user interface into something better, what's the most powerful improvement Apple was able to make? They finally put a god damned shell back in." -jwz

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                      • Jessterw
                        Style Master, Rtd.
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 4265

                        #12
                        Who said I was talking about Wendy's?
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                        • agallag
                          Super MURCer
                          • Aug 1999
                          • 3201

                          #13
                          Originally posted by DGhost
                          Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's reading, it would be a Twinkie thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.
                          That's a big Twinkie.

                          Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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                          • Elie
                            MURC Writer
                            • Aug 1999
                            • 4420

                            #14
                            I stopped drinking coke after I performed the penny test about four years ago!

                            I now drink ice tea, if that is any better?

                            Cheers,
                            Elie

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                            • schmosef
                              Super MURCer
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 5813

                              #15
                              What's the penny test?
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