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  • ZokesPro
    Serial Murcerer
    • Sep 2000
    • 8325
    #16
    Originally posted by Claymonkey
    We are still talking about women so no it doesn't really If you think it does then you're in for a shock. Though I do admit that tend to make no sense in somewhat consistent ways.
    I meant that his sentence makes more sense now. But yeah, when it comes to girls, nothign ever makes sense.
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      • Claymonkey
        Super MURCer
        • Dec 2000
        • 1871
        #17
        oh I know what you meant. But when it comes to women everything has a meaning behind the obvious.
        Wikipedia and Google.... the needles to my tangent habit.
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          • ZokesPro
            Serial Murcerer
            • Sep 2000
            • 8325
            #18
            Oh yeah, and finding that meaning can be like looking for a contact lense in the ocean!
            Titanium is the new bling!
            (you heard from me first!)

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              • KvHagedorn
                Super MURCer
                • Aug 1999
                • 10725
                #19
                It's like belief in God.. just tell yourself it's there and stop worrying about it.

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                  • Fluff
                    Super MURCer
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 1522
                    #20
                    Bit off topic, quotes from a BBC series called Coupling from a few years back

                    Coupling (British TV series) - Wikipedia
                    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Murdoch
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                      • Gurm
                        MS Fanboy
                        • Aug 1999
                        • 11460
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Fluff
                        Bit off topic, quotes from a BBC series called Coupling from a few years back

                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeff_Murdoch
                        My personal favorite Jeff-ism is:

                        "I need breasts with brains. I don’t mean individual brains, obviously... I mean, not a brain each. You know, I like intelligent women, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere... I think breast brains would be over-egging the woman pudding."

                        I sometimes refer to over-egging the woman pudding. It always makes my wife snarf what she's drinking...
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                        If only life were as easy as you
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                          • az
                            Moderator
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 9336
                            #22
                            Coupling is great! Beware though, there is a US "Coupling" too, and from what I hear, it's not funny at all.
                            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                              • Gurm
                                MS Fanboy
                                • Aug 1999
                                • 11460
                                #23
                                Originally posted by az
                                Coupling is great! Beware though, there is a US "Coupling" too, and from what I hear, it's not funny at all.
                                It was cancelled after a whopping 3 episodes, before they could get around to airing "Inferno". Due to being offensive and largely unfunny.

                                The irony is that it used the same sets, the same lines, and was virtually identical in every way to the BBC series, except that different actors were delivering (butchering) the lines. Timing and style of delivery really do matter, it turns out.

                                The character of Jeff was especially screwed up. Instead of being lovably goofy, the American Jeff was ... neurotic and whiny. How they decided on that is beyond me. *shrug*
                                The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                                I'm the least you could do
                                If only life were as easy as you
                                I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                                If only life were as easy as you
                                I would still get screwed

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