Stress Relief (again) aka new fun thread

[Dilitante1]

got the job, YAHOO!...oh well time to celebrate...(write more later tonite) if i can still hehehe ....that's right , we need to find Tyllie....where will we find him? Sucking on a spooge mop?
Trying to interface with his jolted member? (huhuhhuh..he said member)....will PHZ behave herself long enough to help search for our mutant meatball? STAY tuned for another exciting episode of....MURCYWAVES....

-Dil(ly)

[PurpleHaze]

-*fizzy fidgets-*


-fidgetin' fizzy.

[SteveC]

Ami - you can come let me fidget some more over here if you want..

There's still loads of the story to go... half of us ain't got parts yet!

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Cheers,
Steve

My PC houses one of these things which seems to affect some people's lives far too much...

[Dilitante1]

Jorden, when all is said and done....I'll redo it so it is easier to read for all...edit the "catch-em-up" parts..and such
thank you for posting the story (but the links arent working try again..

-Dil


[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-27-1999).]

[Dilitante1]

35+ hours and NO other comments or cheering or requests?.....I wonder, did the wait kill those who were reading this thread?
for your info, the next segment is comming together nicely, but its not done yet, SOOOOOO if anyone anyone has a request you have until 5pm on this board(gives me til 6pm local) to post it cause after that i'll do the final crap and post what i got ....spooge mop holders/ animal food trough wipers.....and all ;D

-Dil

[KvHagedorn]

I can't believe I keep missing this thread. Perhaps my odd hours are catching up to me. What? I had a walk on? Whoa.. hello

Dil, I was cryin with laughter over Tyllie's misadventurous computer interfacing attempt. BTW.. I'm 6'7 with a blonde beard and a very large spear engraved with runes of warding against vicious tylaus. (at least in the realm of fantasy I am )

And Dil, it's a little known fact that the Unholy mating of an enraged tylau and a computer can result in the birth of the hideous fiend known as the dreaded Grrglefzzt monster, which belches spamoblasts at unsuspecting forum-goers. (Grist for the mill.. please keep posting. We await the next episode with bated breath...)

Kind Regards,

KvH

[KvHagedorn]

Cmon guys. I know someone's out there. Give Dil some input, willya?

Kind Regards,

KvH

[Jorden]

I thought it would be an episode per day

or was that that guy saying he'd post every day untill the Millenium?? After one post we never heard of him again ...

Jorden, who allready had his deal dealt with and can only say MORE!!

[Dilitante1]

to "borrow" from HollyBerri..my creative juices were a bit low.. but i am recovering and presently working on the piece

{still glowing from the job interview}

so keep the comments coming..and I'll see what i can do to get everyone in this thing
(101 posts)

-Dil

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-29-1999).]

[Dilitante1]

up...to get people to add comments b4 5pm (servertime)read above post ^

then....posting time for next episode!

-Dil

[Dilitante1]

OK...TIME'S UP

no comments have been posted so we'll go with what I came up with today....

MURCYWAVES -(pronounced mur-key-wavs..hey hukt on fonicz wurkz fer mee)
continued....

{story thus far...our travelers have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...they have enjoyed a free meal they have been
given rooms to refresh themselves...(and PurpleHaze behaves herself..WOW!)
now our heros set off to locate the manic depressant meatball they arrived with,
and begin to search the home of their gracious yet mysterious host...
while followed by a tall robed figure (dramatic music here after searching
the parking garage, the laughing computer terminal and the lower levels of MurcyWaves,
Tyllie is found holding his jolted member while sulking in a bathroom. Joel, Ash and Jorden
coax him out of the room so that he may consider medical attention (as if anyone could help
a shrivelled/electrocuted organ

{As our heroes were searching for Tyllie, more forum members arrive up above, in utter
amazement at what has happened to them. ManojM, M Ragsdale, Agent31, ThePit2, and Helevitia
now join the room filled with forum members from the past as well as the current users from
the future...our latest visitors stay close to each other, near the back of the room awaiting
the BIG CLIMAX....}

{ManojM observes the banner flashing on a wall screen....images of children and electronics
blink on the wall panel in front of him...he stares intently at the advertisement,
then it stops}

ManojM: Who'd of thought the "OH NO!" brand (subsidiary of KrapKo) would have taken off like
that? I should have bought stock back when.... {smiles contently} DOH..I can..we ARE in the
future!! {taps M Ragsdale on shoulder} Remind me please to invest when we get back.
[no offense meant Manoj ]

M Ragsdale: Ok i guess, but I already use their products, I've made my investment already
{nudges Helevetia, and smiles....}

Helevetia: Yep, invested here too..{chuckles remembering his Holy Armor of M suit at home}

Agent31: Damn, I want to know what's gonna happen here...oh, anyone see a bathroom around here?
{fidgets as he speaks}]

ThePit2: Sure, I think there's one over on that wall. {points to right}

Agent31: Thanks. {sounds relieved already }

{Agent31 heads (no pun intended) towards the local facilities...as he enters he bumps into Buuri
and his spooge mop.... Agent31 is amazed at how clean the bathroom is..}

Agent31: You do good work keeping up with the bathrooms..it's unusual to see restrooms this nice.
{waves his hand in a Vanna White motion}

Buuri: NO, hehe, its not me who keeps these rooms clean...we have a special crew for that..
{grins with a "cat just ate the canary" look...Buuri grabs his mop and
leaves Agent31 to do his business}

{as our heroes make thier way back to the upper levels of Murcywaves..they are stopped by
3 robed figures,enter Acolye of M, Maggi, and SteveC...

SteveC: Halt, please release Tyllie to us, we have a few questions for him.
{Maggi and Acolyte of M take Tyllie by the arms..}

Maggi: Dont worry about him, he will not be harmed,any more than what he's done to himself here.

Acolyte of M: Honest folks, we will be only be detaining him so he causes no more problems
while he is here. Personal injury to one's self is not permitted
here at Murcywaves.

Joel: Take him, we wont fight this for he's been up to no good since we arrived here.
{rubs his gote' and mustache amused by the event occuring}

HollyBerri: Are you sure? Jorden, I think he should stay with us ...I dont like this..
{grabs Jorden's arm..clings to his side}

Ash: Oh dont worry about him, he is a big boy he can get into trouble all by himself.
{folds his arms, flexes as he gets PurpleHaze's attention}

PurlpeHaze: Even so, we spent all this time to find him only to hand him over to these guys?
{motions to SteveC} what has he done? besides getting zapped?

SteveC: The detainment is purely for his safety....I assure you no harm will come to him.
{motions Acolyte of M and Maggi to leave with thier guest}

Jorden: Let him go with them...he's only causing grief when he's around anyways..
{reaches around HollyBerri to hug her}

PurpleHaze: OK, I guess, but if he's harmed I'll redecorate around here BIG TIME!
{cuddles up to Ash} 1980s style... {Joel shrugs at the comment}

Joel: Big hair! Late Disco! Ewwwwwww! {shrugs again}


{SteveC, Acolye of M, Maggi,and the mutant meatball leave for parts unknown, our heroes make
there way to the upper level to join in the festivities...all wondering what will become
the little troublemaker.....}

{to be continued}

[HollyBerri]

Man oh man, I think I'm going to have to cancel the wedding if it's going to make me so hideously clingy...euuuuugh! Where's my carnivorous and feral nature gone...? (*phz got it.... and turned it into big hair... )

Who could the "special cleaning crew" be? And if it's not Buuri, what's he doing with that spooge mop? Will ManojM even be able to invest....who's to say if we're going back at all? and to <u>what</u>?? What are those goons (sorry, Maggi) going to do with that evil meatball? 'Chuck him in the stew', a la the 11th Hour (thank goodness we've already eaten)? How on earth can *phz be behaving herself with all these (huge-- 6'7", KvHagedorn? good heavens!) muscular guys flexing around? Who is the tall robed figure (maybe it's sWaMpGiRl)? And how long do I have to wait for the BIG CLIMAX...my iBrator is broken and won't zap my PRAM...

Congrats on your new job, Dil! Many happy paychecks to you!

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the once and future motub

[Dilitante1]

questions, questions,questions...why must you know now? why ..why...why....why thank you for the congrats on the job
yes there are still many issues to be addressed(and they all will be..in a sequel maybe? ..sorry bout the iBrator..but as you said, you can be rough sometimes...the port isnt affected tho is it?
oh well i posted this in a new thread as well to slow the complaints down...

more to come and not just lotsa hair either!!!

-Dil

[Agent31]

*whispers* psssssst, HollyBerri! do ya think Ant could be the one man cleaning crew? maybe he's working two jobs so he can afford to keep up his expensive monitor habit!?! It's possible, after all, those 104" .12mm dp monitors don't come cheap! even to those who "review" them

Dave K

PS. I'm housetrained, I won't make a mess

[Dilitante1]

housetrained...is that like pottytrained? =)
the real question is can you clean up after yourself?

hehehe

-Dil...