Stress Relief (again) aka new fun thread

[Dilitante1]

they are probably in the war against TYLLIE right now out there in the vast depths of ....the internet, yeah that's it :-)

-Dil

btw phz may get more exposure once i hear one way or the other from her..;-)
dont want to annoy her b4 this gets rolling too good, .........DAMN the cast is getting big on this project..I NEED a raise! lol

[This message has been edited by Dilitante1 (edited 08-22-1999).]

[HollyBerri]

a raise??? Are people getting paid or something???

Dammit, Jorden! you'd better be saving that money for the ring...! Grrrrr....


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the once and future motub

[tish]

The old Widow waited up for her butler who had gone to town Saturday night.
When he returned, she summoned him to her bedroom.
"Take off my shoes, please," she commanded. He obeyed.
"Now take off my dress." He did.
"Now take off my slip... and my stockings... and my garter belt."
He did as he was told without comment.
"Now take off my bra," she snapped,
"and don't you ever let me catch you borrowing my clothes again!"

[Slartibartfast]

Dilitante, if you were waiting for permission from everyone, have at it. Although... you may just want to call me Ash. Everyone else does, and you'd just confuse me with the REAL Slartibartfast...

You shall be late...

Late for what?

Late, as in the late Dentarthurdent!

Holly... didn't you know? Jorden asked us and we clued him in that you'd NEVER be able to tell the difference if he took an old setting and mounted a big ol' cubic zirconium in there... and told you it was an heirloom!

- Ash

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Specs? You want specs? Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

[Agent31]

More!

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[Dilitante1]

in the tradition of excelent theater I bring you the NEXT installment of MURCYWAVES......


MURCYWAVES - continued....

{story thus far...our travelersa have arrived beyond thier control
to a forum far in the future...after ordering drinks their companion
Tyllie leaves insulted by the statement from Acolyte of M, PurpleHaze
(seen in the distance) now approaches our helpless group awaiting-
the End of the Universe}

{PurpleHaze approaches (wearing a tight fitting evening gown)
sits beside Joel and Slartibartfast (starts massaging Joel's gote')}

PurpleHaze: So what brings you here? I haven't seen you people HERE before.

Slartibartfast: We dont know. We were doing our own thing, then we appeared
here.

Joel: What is happening here? Who or what brought us here? And for what reasons?
{purplHaze shuffles in her chair to rub Joel's shoulder, he responds
with a gentle sigh....Slartibartfast just looks disgusted/jealous}

PurpleHaze: I cant help you with those questions...I dont understand it myself.
When I arrived a week ago, I was scared that I wouldnt be able to have fun
or be able to communicate my concerns but I did manage to get the
point out and have been doing ok socializing here while we wait for
The BIG Climax!

HolliBerry: So there isnt anything that we should worry about here then?
{reaches for Jorden's strong hand}

PurpleHaze: Not that I have run across here as of yet.

{scene changes to Tyllie as he mopes out into the parking garage
as he walks along the exotic vehicles sitting under the watchful
guise of the "M"-cops....enter Buuri}

Buuri: Hey you! what you doin' down here? you not allowed in 'ere ya daffy b@stard.
Get out before I hit ya with this here spooge mop.

Tyllie: Dammit! Why, no matter where I go someone is yelling at me?
Am i such an idiot that I attract this punishment?

Buuri: I would say so..now get goin' or I'll sic those gargleblasters from
the M-cops on ya! GO on!

{our mutant meatbal disheartened at yet another conflict lost, mopes away
toward the outer walls of MurcyWaves looking for an exit or reprieve from
the well deserved treatment he has seen here in the future}

{to be continued}

:-)

[ALBPM]

Whew!!! Back from the MURC Wars. I traded in the horns and the male pattern baldness(I could never see a pattern in that anyway) for shoulder length Lt brown hair, with a touch of gray of course.

Oh Baby!! You can call me Darth...Now who's your Daddy...

[HollyBerri]

Spooge Mop! Spooge Mop! Hit 'im with a spooge mop!

You go, Buuri! Heheheheheh....!

Hurrah, Joel gets a massage, and Slarty doesn't! Awww, too bad, Ash.... 's what you get for encouraging my baby to lie to me...!

And Paul's back from the front! Yeah!!

Where's our dinner, anyway? We have several large and hungry men here (and all I've had is a double Shirley Temple...!)

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t.o.a.f.m.

P.S.---BTW, niiiice dress, *phz! Wish I could wear something like that...but I guess I spend a little too much time on the floor under the desk, adjusting and manipulating delicate hardware ....ummm, in my <u>PC</u>, people, what did you think??

[Hey, if I'm gonna run for 'naughty person of the year', I d*mn sure intend to <u>win</u>...(it is, after all, me)!]


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[Joel]

Oh all right.

39y/o white male 6 foot tall. Typical male pattern baldness. I have brown eyes, brown hair with a very slight touch of grey. I have a mustache with a small goatee, also brown with a touch of grey. Hope that adds to the story line, keep it going, sounds good so far.

Joel

[Buuri]

up

[Buuri]

Oh, I got a part too.. sweet

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B

[Dilitante1]

up...and more to come
that's right Buuri, you made it too ;-) now if you can hit him with the mop b4 he's out of range!!

food on its way HolliBerry....you know EVERY restaurant is SLOOOOOOW..8-)

laterz

-Dil

[Slartibartfast]

Hmph. When do I get to have my monologue?

If I was half the man I was 20 years ago, I'd take a FLAMETHROWER to this place!

- Ash

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Portions of this message may have been Copyright 1999, Jorden van der Elst. All rights (and lefts) reserved.
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Specs? You want specs? Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

[Acolyte of M]

{boink!} JamesA relents control of his psyche o his alter ego, Acolyte of M! {/boink!}

I see I have been relegated to the task of a bartender. So be it. I shall do my task to the best of my abilities for the benefit of all followers of M.

Acolyte of M.

P/S The Acolyte has yet to receive his asbestos suit.

{boink! boink!} JamesA got his psyche back and goes back writing ColdFusion proggies for his boss. {/boink! boink!}

[JamesA]

Hey.. This is cool. You used A of M! Wow! I have this *strange* attraction to this fellow. Make sure he cleans up after the party. These followers of M can party pretty hard and leave a big mess.

Anyhoo.. Been busy the whole weekend and didn't get to login much. Had to attend my wife's friend's wedding in a small town 2 hours away! (ok..ok.. not that far away)

Okiedoke. Back to writing portal....

JamesA.


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