MURC-YWAVES-episode6

[Slartibartfast]

Kruzin, I'm HURT. Short-time newbie, indeed.

To quote my namesake...

Let me tell you somethin'. Right now you're the ruler of exactly two things - Jack, and Shit. And Jack just left town.

Ok, so that wasn't particularly relevant. But until I can come up with a better one, it'll have to do.

- Ash

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Portions of this message may have been Copyright 1999, Jorden van der Elst. All rights (and lefts) reserved.
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Specs? You want specs? Yeah. Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me...

[M Ragsdale]

Heya Krunch Berri,

all youze who feel like you should have bigger parts

I have always felt like I should have a bigger part. But I guess it keeps my wife happy.

Rags

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Some people call me the Space Cowboy.....

[agallag]

When 700 years you reach, look as good, you will not.

Sorry, I was feeling left out

[ALBPM]

There ya go Jorden - Krunchy on the outside and Chewy on the inside

And I was hoping that I would get my hands on Tyllie. My Light Saber cauterizes as it cuts. No more "Part" for Tyllie...Heheheheh





[This message has been edited by ALBPM (edited 08-29-1999).]

[HollyBerri]

LOL, Rags!!!! But I guess we shouldn't discuss your, ummmmm, 'part' any further over the open forum... you do still have my ICQ #, I hope...? (tell your wife this is to her credit...yeah, that's the ticket...!)

agallag, go have a YodaSoda or something... refreshing it is!

So, Greebe, thank G*d you were here, now my fantasy has been destroyed and I know the truth: Jorden is a 4'5" silver-haired sailor in a uniform he never takes off....

Well, that puts him at the right height for some things, at least....

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the once and future motub,
going into hiding before Jorden wakes up in an hour and sees this... ( hi, sweetie !!)


[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-29-1999).]

[ALBPM]

No, not even a partial member. Tyllie was last seen heading for Trinidad Colorado, the Sex Change Capital of the World. To start his/um/her - Hormone injections.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[M Ragsdale]

What do you think this is Paul??? The Jerry Springer show?

[ALBPM]

This is better!!!

Paul

[KvHagedorn]

I was just thinking, since this forum is making tylau an infamous legend, I had almost forgotten what a pathetically unintelligent piece of cow dung he was. Just a random thought.

Kind Regards,

KvH

[M Ragsdale]

Berri! Berri! Berri! Berri! Berri! Berri!

[HollyBerri]

What do you think this is Paul??? The Jerry Springer show?

This is better!!!

Only because stuff like this never happens on Jerry....

{scene changes to Tyllie who has found an unguarded computer terminal and determines that this is his time to pay back Murcywaves for the insults he's received}

Tyllie: Now they'll pay...I'll show them who is master over computers..hehehehe

{Tyllie now atempts to enter the Murcywaves systems to see what damage he can cause...but spamming doesnt work..and all other attempts fail to produce results he gets frustrated to the lack of skill he has proven to himself.. which only makes him angrier.....he pisses on the keyboard and interfaces on the table only to be jolted by the current in the system itself he puts his shrivelled pecker away}

Tyllie: Dammit I'll fix this place yet... {he limps away from the table, looking back at the pain he caused only to himself as he holds his pathetic fried organ}

.... especially to people who deserve it...!

Flying chairs and exposed mammaries just don't compare, really....

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the once and future motub
catching you slowpokes out there up....

[HollyBerri]

Btw, KvHagedorn, what a precise and beautifully evocative description...!

Rags! Rags! Rags! Rags! Rags! (why are we doing this ?)

Greebe... ummmmm, oooohh, uh, what was I going to say...? uuuuhhhhhhhhhh, oh, ohhh, oh, right, stop that...!

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the once and future motub
going offline , before you boys get her in any more trouble....!

[M Ragsdale]

Yer just beggin for me to sick Steve on ya (Jerry Springer bouncer Steve, not MURC Steve), Krunch.

[HollyBerri]

Gee Rags, I didn't think that's what I was begging for... thank G*d you're here to mmmmm, 'correct' me.... sigh...
(j/k Rags, someone forgot to fill my 'scrip last night..... so I'm just too hormonal today... )

I'm not even talking to you, Greebe... you're just too weird..... Of course, normally I <u>really</u> like that.... hmmmmm....

Good night you guys! Go to sleep, or something!!!

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t.o.a.f.m.

[This message has been edited by HollyBerri (edited 08-29-1999).]

[LAMFDTK]

I'll Sleep when I'm Dead........