Is this possible? **** that, it's my goal dammit, I don't care if it's possible....

[Muad'Dib]

When I was "in shape," I was 110 lbs and my max bench was 215. My problem is that I can just sit around on my ass all day and be totally unproductive as opposed to spending my hour and a half at the gym (which I need a membership too btw and don't yet have....). lol

btw, who the hell is Bruce Banner!?! I just noticed that. Sorry....

Dimitri who will scare all his spotters with his eye twitch thing that refuses to go away....

[paulcs]

Day 1 = Chest/triceps/abs/cardio
Day 2 = Back/biceps/abs/cardio
Day 3 = Shoulders/legs/abs/cardio
Day 4 = Cigarettes/beer/porn
Day 5 = Cigarettes/beer/martinis/porn
Day 6 = Cigarettes/beer/martinis/hookers
Dau 7 = Cigarettes/rest/read supermarket tabloids, US magazine, & TV Guide

Variety is the spice of life.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[Chris B]

Bruce Banner aka "The Incredible Hulk"... as in the Marvel superhero, you know... that big green guy (i think it´s Marvel anyways)

[KvHagedorn]

Just don't worry about your weight. You should be happy just to be healthy.

Wanna gain weight? Here's the master plan!

Day 1: Sit on your ass and listen to the stereo. Drink a case of dark beer and eat a box of Cheez-Its. Take nap immediately after.

Day 2: Rent your favorite movies, sit on your ass and drink a bottle of amaretto and eat a large jar of Planters peanuts (unsalted). Take nap.

Day 3: Sit at computer all day downloading porn. Eat 3 cans of chili and a box of Club crackers with butter. Drink lots more dark beer with this. Take nap.

Day 4: Training Day! Eat lots of pasta and a Mega Monster Gulp of Coke, Do 50 pushups and collapse. Take nap.

Day 5: Go out! Go to Outback Steakhouse and eat a Bloomin' Onion, 24oz Prime Rib, 5 Big Blokes of Foster's Lager, and lots of those little loaves of black bread. Go to the theater (hopefully close enough not to drive) and sit through Gladiator a couple of times. When you have room, go out and get a giant popcorn with butterry flavored grease and a large Dr Pepper.

Day 6: Drink a bottle of Milk of Magnesia. When this has taken its course, Eat a large plate of spaghetti and meat sauce with a bottle of red wine, then sleep for 12 hrs.

Day 7: Go to a bar and get all sloppy drunk and eat lots of beer nuts. Just watch the women flock around the new, more massive you!

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Kind Regards,

KvH

[Greebe]

eYup, that's a Marvel comics character

Or you could go to a liposuction clinic and have them do a transfer of bodily yuk! LOL

[paulcs]

Naps are good.

Paul
paulcs@flashcom.net

[SteveC]

So, it's only the 'ter' in Napster that's bad? ;¬)



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Cheers,
Steve

"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

[ALBPM]

Hey KvH, your in serious danger of overtraining. Better get more rest....LOL

Paul

[Wombat]

Beefcake! Beefcake!

[merchant2112]

Hey I know something that will bulk him up that fast.

He may not like the side affects, we have been working on this drug cocktail of steroids, adrenaline, and painkillers (AKA combat drugs) they make you feel like a god. But they are highly addictive. and make you psychotic

[Werdna]

Hey Muad'Dib, where does your name come from? I was playing TFC on an Australian server and someone was using that name.

[SteveC]

You could always eat a lot of cheese...

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Cheers,
Steve

"Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

[Wombat]

The name is from the Dune series, by Frank Herbert. It is the name of a species of desert rat, and the special name of the main character of the story.

[Muad'Dib]

And of course the Mouse Shape in the second moon too .... It's the mouse which goes "pop-hop," as I believe Stilgar said it, not a desert rat. We musn't forget these things Wombat... lol

Dimitri

[merchant2112]

Dune good,

So good in fact that the SCI fi channel is remaking the movie all of the books to movies and/or a series as well.

(Hey they (not sure who) are also planing to do the dragon riders of pern as well. I was reading a interview with Ann Mc. and all they know for sure is that Sean conry is NOT going to be the master Harper... something to do with that we be too big of a chunk out of the budget.


[This message has been edited by merchant2112 (edited 13 July 2000).]