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  • #46
    Ok, let's get a nice 1000 post thread going here.
    Rules:
    1 Quota of at least 90% nothing. Sometimes something has to be posted, but let's keep that at 10% partially-hydrogenated.
    2 No multiple identical posts from the same user (but "Me too!" from many different users is strongly encouraged).
    3 I want to see sportsmanlike conduct. No hitting below the belt, but come out swinging, and a standing 8-count rule.
    4 There is no sex in the champagne room.
    5 Let's keep images to a minimum. They're cool, but too many and the modem-users will not like visiting the thread, and this is a group effort.
    6 Answers to "I should be crowned Miss America because...." might also be entertaining.
    7 Cheeeeesseeeee................
    8 Send my love to Mother.
    10 Have fun!!!


    Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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    • #47
      What do you mean, "no sex in the champagne room"?

      What kind of chintzy party is this???

      The MURC just ain't what it used to be, if you ask me.

      "Sportsmanlike conduct" and "partially-hydrogenated"... next we'll be talking about "high fiber, low fat".

      Pfffffft!!

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      • #48
        I should be crowned Miss America because I (having nothing to do WHATSOEVER and was bored off my ass too) just went to Circuit City with the intention of buying The Great Escape on DVD and walked away with the special edition of The Princess Bride as well....

        Dimitri
        "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
        --- Albert Einstein


        "Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."

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        • #49
          They got ya' with that one. A store's greatest wish is that the way they organize their warez for display causes you to buy other things in addition to the things you MEANT to buy. Hehe.

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          Ace
          "..so much for subtlety.."

          System specs:
          Gainward Ti4600
          AMD Athlon XP2100+ (o.c. to 1845MHz)

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          • #50
            Oh, btw, just cause I'm running for Miss America doesn't mean I need to put on bikini's and shit does it?

            Dimitri

            Ya know, I think I'd make one <FONT SIZE="+4">FUGLY</FONT> woman....

            [This message has been edited by Muad'Dib (edited 20 August 2000).]
            "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
            --- Albert Einstein


            "Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."

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            • #51
              I'm a late starter in this thread but I don't think I missed nothing . Well a bad joke - should this be in that joke thread? I'll go there now and see if I can add to it. Hmm, nothing...

              If you notice this notice you'll notice this notice isn't worth noticing.

              And, although not wanting to add much more content and discussion to this thread, did you get the WinME logo Holly? I see mines for about half a second and it's gone.

              And I could really do with ACPI support too - I think I'll go off to General Hardware for this one...

              Paul.
              Meet Jasmine.
              flickr.com/photos/pace3000

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              • #52
                My comp just started smokin crack, but since it's only a minor nothing problem I thought I'd post it here....

                Ya know those little icons in the task bar that you sometimes like to click on? :P Well, I can't open them unless I right click and then go to open. If I left click, it brings up the shortcut/properties screen. It's quite annoying. Anyone know how to fix it?

                Dimitri
                "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
                --- Albert Einstein


                "Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."

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                • #53
                  It's better now, so never mind... hehe

                  Dimitri
                  "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
                  --- Albert Einstein


                  "Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."

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                  • #54
                    Wow! If we keep this up we might actually make some headway on filling up the Nothing Jar®.... or not.

                    No longer do we have simply nothing! It's not even good old fashioned jacksquat!

                    It's Special(how special you ask? Well, to be honest, we haven't a clue! )

                    Limited(what's that? you also want to know how limited it is?! Well, lets just say that if everyone in the world wanted one of their very own... they could have one )

                    Edition(don't tell me you don't know what edition means)

                    <font size="+4"><font color="blue">JACKSQUAT</font></font>

                    Now you(yes you) can own your very own Special Limited Edition Jacksquat, fully compatable(if you're really lucky and 7 of the nine planets are aligned in an even numbered year) with Windows 95/98/ME/NT(but not really)/2000. You must have DirectX 12 installed and you must have a video card that supports "Render Subjects Nude" in hardware.

                    What can you do with this fabulous Jacksquat? Very little... in fact, I would go so far as to say absolutely nothing(not just nothing mind you, but absolutelynothing).


                    Heh heh , ok, I think I got a little carried away there...

                    Anyway, thanks Holly, the Jacksquat fits nicely on top of the nothing already in the jar. Strangest thing, Win 95/98/ME/NT/2000 all fit in there as well... *g*

                    Ian
                    Who is really bored(in case you couldn't tell)
                    Primary System:
                    MSI 745 Ultra, AMD 2400+ XP, 1024 MB Crucial PC2100 DDR SDRAM, Sapphire Radeon 9800 Pro, 3Com 3c905C NIC,
                    120GB Seagate UDMA 100 HD, 60 GB Seagate UDMA 100 HD, Pioneer DVD 105S, BenQ 12x24x40 CDRW, SB Audigy OEM,
                    Win XP, MS Intellimouse Optical, 17" Mag 720v2
                    Seccondary System:
                    Epox 7KXA BIOS 5/22, Athlon 650, 512 MB Crucial 7E PC133 SDRAM, Hercules Prophet 4500 Kyro II, SBLive Value,
                    3Com 3c905B-TX NIC, 40 GB IBM UDMA 100 HD, 45X Acer CD-ROM,
                    Win XP, MS Wheel Mouse Optical, 15" POS Monitor
                    Tertiary system
                    Offbrand PII Mobo, PII 350, 256MB PC100 SDRAM, 15GB UDMA66 7200RPM Maxtor HD, USRobotics 10/100 NIC, RedHat Linux 8.0
                    Camera: Canon 10D DSLR, Canon 100-400L f4.5-5.6 IS USM, Canon 100 Macro USM Canon 28-135 f3.5-5.6 IS USM, Canon Speedlite 200E, tripod, bag, etc.

                    "Any sufficiently advanced technology will be indistinguishable from magic." --Arthur C. Clarke

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                    • #55
                      I REALLY HATE WHEN MY ARTHRITIS STARTS GETTING WORSE!!!

                      C'mon "old" and cool people! This is your chance for ME TOO!!!

                      Dimitri
                      "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
                      --- Albert Einstein


                      "Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."

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                      • #56
                        Dimi, what are you, 21? How in the world could you have arthritis?!? Stop popping your knuckles.

                        I was in a sailboat race on Sunday and after 4 hours of sitting on the rail (keeping your weight over the high side of the boat) and grinding (working the winch that brings the sails in or out), I am beyond sore.

                        A very humbling experience. I spend 30 minutes a day on the damn Stairmaster and after 20 minutes of grinding, I can't breathe. Did I mention my ass hurts so much I can't sit down for more than 20 minutes at a stretch? I'm all scraped up and I left skin & blood on the deck from diving around for lines and such.

                        Great fun but I'm a huge wuss. Just felt like whining. By the way, on Sunday our boat came in first (3rd overall for the regatta).

                        Can't wait for the next race! Where's the aspirin?
                        PIII 550@605
                        IWill Motherboard VD133
                        VIA Chipset
                        512MB PC133 CAS2 Crucial
                        G400 DH 32MB (6.51 Drivers)
                        DirectX 8.0a
                        SB Live! Value
                        8x DVD (Toshiba)
                        6x4x24 CDRW (Sony)
                        Intel Pro/100+ NIC
                        3Com CMX Cable Modem
                        Optiquest V95 19"
                        HP 812C Color Ink Jet
                        Microtek flatbed scanner
                        Intellimouse Explorer
                        Surround Sound w/two subwoofers
                        AND WAY TOO MANY GAMES!!!

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                        • #57
                          Congrats!!! That's really good dude!

                          I'm 20 btw, not 21...

                          Dimitri
                          "The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: His eyes are closed"
                          --- Albert Einstein


                          "Drag racing is for people that don't know how to brake and downshift at the same time."

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                          • #58
                            Just doing something different can take a toll on your body! I am 31 and hit the gym every morning at 4:30a.m. I can bench press 390 pounds, and squat around 500 (never maxed out). In the spring we were doing a little landscaping. We were planting (of all things) pansies (A BUNH OF THEM). I don't know if it was carying the mulch, bending over and standing up 150 times, or what but I felt like a truck had hit me the next morning. Not something you tell the guys at the gym!

                            Me: "Dude, I'm wiped out!"
                            Gym Guy: "Heavy squats?"
                            me: "no.......PANSIES!"

                            (The artist formerly known as Kindness!)

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                            • #59
                              As long as it was A LOT of pansies...
                              PIII 550@605
                              IWill Motherboard VD133
                              VIA Chipset
                              512MB PC133 CAS2 Crucial
                              G400 DH 32MB (6.51 Drivers)
                              DirectX 8.0a
                              SB Live! Value
                              8x DVD (Toshiba)
                              6x4x24 CDRW (Sony)
                              Intel Pro/100+ NIC
                              3Com CMX Cable Modem
                              Optiquest V95 19"
                              HP 812C Color Ink Jet
                              Microtek flatbed scanner
                              Intellimouse Explorer
                              Surround Sound w/two subwoofers
                              AND WAY TOO MANY GAMES!!!

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                              • #60
                                You know what I hate...???

                                Shooting little old ladies in the back with a Bazooka in a dark alley while eating Ho-Ho's standing on my head. That's what I hate...

                                Dave
                                Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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