Why do poeple with big cars?

[Brian R.]

What's a Milk Float?

[The PIT]

It's a small slow electric vehicle used by diaries in the UK. However the Milkmen who drive it don't like to walk an extra inch if they can help it and hence the double parking. I've also seen them driving happily up the wrong side of the road despite the road being busy.

[Brian R.]

Maybe the driver just arrived in the UK and didn't know to drive on the left...

[The PIT]

Nope I just think a Brain cell is missing.

[DarkSyd]

Taz, just hook up a 200w spotlight in your back window to a switch on your dash...end of problem

Just make sure ist's not the local constabulary tailgating you.

[The PIT]

The last time I had someone tailgating me with the headlights full on I got pulled over for speeding. Yep you guessed it it was the police car tailgating me which I couldn't see for the lights. Classic gotcha then followed yes sir no sir three bags full sir and I didn't get a ticket.
Today I got pulled over again for briefly and accidently hitting forty through a village which I always go through at thirty.
The interesting thing he said I drove through part of the village at 60-70 which I didn't but didn't insist on doing me for that. Unfortunatley he lost any respect by trying intimidation tatics which always fails with me and we had a nice staring competion at the end before he let me go with a warning.

[KvHagedorn]

Why do poeple with big cars?

Because there's more room in the back seat

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Kind Regards,

KvH

[Dyre]

Hey, i use my cell phone in the car, but my conversations consist of, "Where Are You"
"Are you coming Home"
"Can you -insert small task here- for me on the way home"
My conversations in the car last less than 45seconds ussally.

Now people that carry on conversations with long lost relatives on the phone while driving, or are generally jsut yaking about nothing should be shot... BTW, id rather have a railgun on the front of my car...

[merchant2112]

the answer to running out of rockets is.

Partical beam weponry, yes lets develop a wole new weapon system and technology and use it to clear trafic on our way to work. its clean and reqires minamal maintance, no more rocker refuleing no more high ammo bills just an unlimited fire capasity of a nice clean (smog frendly) partical beam canon. it can mount under the hood and run offf your cars (upgraded genearator) yes energy weapons the trafic control device of tomarrow.

[Pneumatic]

cjolley> The Cobra in that picture is actually a replica! There are a bunch of companies out there right now that are producing kits for around 12k (not including the Engine and Transmission). You can find them around for around $30,000.00 already built and ready ro go (about the price of a nice boat, and that's the logic I'm using on my wife right now). A customer of mine got one and I got to test it out. 2000 pounds of car with 400 horse power = one great time. I have been shopping for one for about 2 months now. Interested? Check out www.cobracountry.com