I thought, for a change, that I'd post something that DOESN'T piss me off. Hehe.
Mattress tags. You know how they used to be super-irritating, and promise hefty fines and prison terms for anyone who DARED to remove them?
Well, now they say "except consumer". I know, it's a little teeny thing, right? But it used to really bother a lot of people. And they changed it!
Cool, huh?
So, I'm starting a trend. Everyone has to post something that is BETTER now.
I'll toss out a couple more...
CD players - the "anti-skip" mechanisms really work nowadays. A few years ago they CLAIMED to work, but they didn't. Now they do.
Lightweight winter coats - all that "thinsulate" stuff used to be pure B.S., and you had to put a sweater on under the coat anyway. My latest coat is so damn warm that I have to strip down to a t-shirt underneath half the time.
C'mon folks! Post away!
- Gurm
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Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
Mattress tags. You know how they used to be super-irritating, and promise hefty fines and prison terms for anyone who DARED to remove them?
Well, now they say "except consumer". I know, it's a little teeny thing, right? But it used to really bother a lot of people. And they changed it!
Cool, huh?
So, I'm starting a trend. Everyone has to post something that is BETTER now.
I'll toss out a couple more...
CD players - the "anti-skip" mechanisms really work nowadays. A few years ago they CLAIMED to work, but they didn't. Now they do.
Lightweight winter coats - all that "thinsulate" stuff used to be pure B.S., and you had to put a sweater on under the coat anyway. My latest coat is so damn warm that I have to strip down to a t-shirt underneath half the time.
C'mon folks! Post away!
- Gurm
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Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
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