JOKES!!! I must have JOKES!

[Guru]

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day and confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in to the pickle slicer.
His wife sugested that he should see an sex teraphist to talk abaut it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutly ashen. His wife could see that something was wrong. "What's wrong Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't!"
"Yes I did."
"My God, Bill, what hapend?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill, I mean, what hapend to the picle slicer?"
"Oh, she got fired too."


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[Bubba Feelgood]

Q: How does a woman change a light bulb?

A: She just stands there holding the bulb in the air. Since the rest of the world revolves around her...........

[Dilitante1]

DIVORCE: Going thru a change of wife.

African Roulette: you get in bed with 6 beautiful african girls,one is a cannibal.

SCREWBALL: a dance held in a bordello.

OPTIMIST: is a husband who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his licence has expired.

Some guys are born lucky. One man recently received a divorce and got custody of the maid.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of guy your wife would have preferred.

MIXED EMOTIONS: seeing your mother-in-law going over a cliff in YOUR new car.


-pickle

[ayoub_ibrahim]

this is a bit sick but ..........people with Alzheimer's disease always seem to be meeting new people every day!

[Paddy]

There's a town in Hertfordshire (Herts) called Tillit.
In Tillit there is a pub called "The Cockwell Inn".
The publican there is a lady called Lucy Likes.

Think of the post


And yes Ayoub, thats sick.

[KvHagedorn]

For those of you who have encountered people who sell computers at Comp USA or the like:

Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A: The car salesman knows when he's lying.

[Guru]

Originally posted by KvHagedorn
For those of you who have encountered people who sell computers at Comp USA or the like:

Q: What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?
A: The car salesman knows when he's lying.

I know when I'm lying to!

[Fat Tone]

A Termite walked into a pub and said...
"Is the bar tender here?"