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  • #16
    Durango:

    You crack me up!
    Greebe's juiced up Athlon @750 on an MSI Irongate Based M/B Marvel G200 TV with HW/DVD Daughtercard,
    CDBurner, Creative DVD, two big WD Hdds, Outboard 56K modem
    Parallel Port Scanner, Creative S/B AWE 64 (ISA), and a new Logitech WebCam (My first USB device)

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    • #17
      The realy funny thing is most (all?) of the comments so far are probably not so far from real tech support questions as we would hope
      Juu nin to iro


      English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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      • #18
        Well that guy was a pure genius compared to some customers I encounter.

        I have a some exaples:

        A customer who reinstalls his OS every week and don't know how to install drivers for his computer and always ends upp with him bringing it down to us where i walk him trough it.
        Needles to say it but he forgets how to do it despite that he has done it regulary every week for the past 6 months! and it's starting to drive me crasy because he hasent taken a shower since then.

        Another one thinks he can just drive down to us, colect me and drive me home to him where i shall fix his problem while awoiding being eaten alive by his thre german shepards.
        The Dogs was pacified with the promice that i would neuter them if they ever bite me again.
        And i still want to showe his NIC cards up his as.
        The only problem with that is that I would have to pul his head out from there first!

        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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        • #19
          You guys are too funny sometimes.

          I really need to find out how to disable the link btween my Keyboard and Chair.

          Pull your lip over your head and swallow

          Haig

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          • #20
            http://63.208.48.35/7/768/2259/3a254...9/video1b2.asf
            chuck

            PS The first part sort of flames TS.
            Be sure to keep watching.

            [This message has been edited by cjolley (edited 28 January 2001).]
            Chuck
            秋音的爸爸

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            • #21
              LOL!

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              • #22
                ROTFL!!!!

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                Holly

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                • #23
                  <font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by HollyBerri:
                  ROTFL!!!!

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                  Holly
                  </font>
                  Mind you, that's a big effort in these confined spaces we call our PC room

                  Jord.
                  Jordâ„¢

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                  • #24
                    Man I NDIWLSH
                    Man I nearly died I was laughing so hard.
                    I couldn't breathe for half a minute or so in one of the paroxysms.
                    [size=1]D3/\/7YCR4CK3R
                    Ryzen: Asrock B450M Pro4, Ryzen 5 2600, 16GB G-Skill Ripjaws V Series DDR4 PC4-25600 RAM, 1TB Seagate SATA HD, 256GB myDigital PCIEx4 M.2 SSD, Samsung LI24T350FHNXZA 24" HDMI LED monitor, Klipsch Promedia 4.2 400, Win11
                    Home: M1 Mac Mini 8GB 256GB
                    Surgery: HP Stream 200-010 Mini Desktop,Intel Celeron 2957U Processor, 6 GB RAM, ADATA 128 GB SSD, Win 10 home ver 22H2
                    Frontdesk: Beelink T4 8GB

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                    • #25
                      That was great *ROFLMAO*
                      "That's right fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey!"

                      P4 2.66, 512 mb PC2700, ATI Radeon 9000, Seagate Barracude IV 80 gb, Acer Al 732 17" TFT

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                      • #26
                        12 o'clock flashers. That's beautiful

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                        Andrew
                        Carpe Cerevisi


                        [This message has been edited by agallag (edited 01 February 2001).]
                        Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox

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