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A new "Darwin Award" candidate over on Matrox T.S.
Greebe's juiced up Athlon @750 on an MSI Irongate Based M/B Marvel G200 TV with HW/DVD Daughtercard,
CDBurner, Creative DVD, two big WD Hdds, Outboard 56K modem
Parallel Port Scanner, Creative S/B AWE 64 (ISA), and a new Logitech WebCam (My first USB device)
Well that guy was a pure genius compared to some customers I encounter.
I have a some exaples:
A customer who reinstalls his OS every week and don't know how to install drivers for his computer and always ends upp with him bringing it down to us where i walk him trough it.
Needles to say it but he forgets how to do it despite that he has done it regulary every week for the past 6 months! and it's starting to drive me crasy because he hasent taken a shower since then.
Another one thinks he can just drive down to us, colect me and drive me home to him where i shall fix his problem while awoiding being eaten alive by his thre german shepards.
The Dogs was pacified with the promice that i would neuter them if they ever bite me again.
And i still want to showe his NIC cards up his as.
The only problem with that is that I would have to pul his head out from there first!
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
[This message has been edited by agallag (edited 01 February 2001).]
Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive, bubble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine. -- Dr. Perry Cox
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