You have a couple of issues there guru. Here's the correct quote:
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Andrew
Carpe Cerevisi
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Maynard: Armaments, Chapter 2, vs. 9 to 21...
Assistant: ...and Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying...
O Lord, bless this, thy Hand Grenade, that with it thou mayst blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs,
and sloths, and carp, and lima beans, and orangutans, and
breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and lice...
Maynard: Skip a bit, brother...
Assistant: And the Lord spake, saying:
First shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then thou shalt count to three. No more. No less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thy
counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out!
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thy foe, who,
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Maynard: Amen.</font>
Assistant: ...and Saint Attila raised the Hand Grenade up on high, saying...
O Lord, bless this, thy Hand Grenade, that with it thou mayst blow
thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs,
and sloths, and carp, and lima beans, and orangutans, and
breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and lice...
Maynard: Skip a bit, brother...
Assistant: And the Lord spake, saying:
First shalt thou take out the holy pin.
Then thou shalt count to three. No more. No less.
Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of thy
counting shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, nor shalt thou count two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three.
Five is right out!
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then
lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at thy foe, who,
being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.
Maynard: Amen.</font>
Andrew
Carpe Cerevisi
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