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  • inches of swingin' meat 'n a bucket o' balls
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    • It wasn't so much the swinging meat. We all know bob likes a little meat at times. But those balls. They were HUGE.

      Well, in a panic there was only one thing to do about those great big balls...

      And that was to kick them.

      And kick them he did...

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      • ...but he failed to notice that the balls were actually great big balls of fire! In a panic, our hero...

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        • Burst into flames like a cotton swab. Luckily though...

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          #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

          "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
          people do all day!"

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          • ...the largeness was due to mumps, but the flames were...
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            • Luckily Godzilla was just around the corner having a leak, the pissy mist quickly doust the flames. This was great but it caused.....

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              Sometimes they die.
              Sometimes they walk away.
              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.
              Sometimes they die.
              Sometimes they walk away.
              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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              • a slight rash to appear on his leg. So to subdue the itching, he applied...

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                #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                people do all day!"

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                • some Vagisil cream although this cream gave him a lovely fresh flower like scent it also...
                  Sometimes they die.
                  Sometimes they walk away.
                  Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                  • burned profusely. So much so that he couldn't feel the itching any longer. After sitting for for a beer while his pain eased, he saw Pop N Fresh strolling down the street. He ran to Pop N Fresh and said,
                    "Hey Pop N Fresh..."

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                    #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                    "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                    people do all day!"

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                    • Waaaaaaaasssssssssssuuuuuuuuuuuppppp? .......
                      Sometimes they die.
                      Sometimes they walk away.
                      Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                      • To which the reply came, "Que?"

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                        • And they both looked up as the sky turned a funny brown (with pink polka-dots) colour. A high-pitched squeeky voice bellowed out:...

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                          • I love you...
                            You love me...
                            We're a happy Family...

                            It was Barney, and he wasn't his usual purple self. He has started to rot.

                            Well, our hero and Pop N Fresh could let this evil Barney chant continue so they...

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                            #1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE

                            "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
                            people do all day!"

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                            • pulled out a professionally sharpened potatoe peeler and.......
                              Sometimes they die.
                              Sometimes they walk away.
                              Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.

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                              • ...started chanting 'Que' to the crowds who had gathered. They also began bringing in volunteers, to which they took their potato peelers...
                                Meet Jasmine.
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