What we need, is an ongoing story...

[roadie]

mummy, can you wash my sheets now...

[omegaRED]

... but as soon as he spoke out these words, he raised his head from the fluffy cuddly pillow and spoke in such a powerfull, manly voice, that even he felt surprised of the sheer power and maturity in the words coming out of his mouth :

"For Bobs sake, i`m not a 5 year old anymore! I`m a MAN! I am an Olympian! Oh, wait, no i`m not! But nevertheless, When i look into a mirror, i see pride, i see power, i see a bad ass mother*, who want take no crap out of nobody!" and again "I see pride, i see power, i see a bad ass mother*, who want take no crap out of nobody!"

So he jumped out of his bed, put on his clothes and was about to walk out of his room and get his bob-sled, when ...

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[cbman]

He looked over at his other pillow and saw a dreaded savage 4 card lying like a PCB based warning that something bad was about to happen. Without warning a bag was shoved over his head and the last thing he heard before he passed out was "Heh Heh... they'll all blame it on the Savage Makers... "

When he awoke he found ...

[omegaRED]

...himself in a huge warehouse, his eyes adjusting to the intense light focused on him, and two silhouettes in front of him ...

The smaller one spoke first :
- So, you had a visit from Bob, eh? What did he say to you?

- Nothing. - our hero replies.

- Dont lie to us, Boy! (girl) - yelled the other man.

- No, really, (s)he said nothing. - he answers.

- We know he told you about the big M`s next-gen card.

- What you say?

- We have also heard about the fabled "Render Nude" feature ...

- How did you ... ?

- Hah! So Bob was there!

- No, i didnt say that. It`s just ...

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[Jorden]

...that I wish you would make up your mind about my sex. Can't you see I'm the most beautiful blond you ever laid eyes on, you...

[omegaRED]

... little stupid (the warehouse door opens). (S)he pauses and turns her/his head in the doors direction. Two large men enter the warehouse, and after they exchange looks with him/her and her/his kidnappers, one of them continues deeper into the warehouse, while the other one turns and says :

- Come on, bring them in.

A dozen of young Malaysian/Indonesian boys are brought into the warehouse.

The guard yells at them :

- You`ve got a lot of work to do, so get on it.

And the boys pick up soldering irons and other electronic equipment and start working on something that looks like some kind of computer peripherals card, possibly a GFX card.

His/her eyes adjusted to the light, our hero(ine) takes a better look at the kidnappers, and she notices an arm-patch on their uniforms. With some effort, (s)he manages to work out what it says ...

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[Maggi]

... m*th*r f*ck*ng s*n *f * b*tch !

<FONT SIZE=3>I told you not to take the red pills !</FONT SIZE>

[Alec]

"I WANT MY MOMMY!!!" - he screams...

[DuRaNgO]

...and then dies.

[omegaRED]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by DuRaNgO:
...and then dies. </font>

Shame on you! You can`t die now! You have to

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[cbman]

Be the leader of the united states...

[omegaRED]

...and have some affairs with men/women and then go on TV and lie about it. Besides, ...

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Seth, are you ok ?
I`m peachy, Kate. The world is my oyster.

[Pace]

...the story would be crap if it finished at this point, especially after Pace had revived it so well. Oh well.
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Pace

[cbman]

You forgot that you are like the dude in unbreakable... unable to be hurt by minor things like death... then a sudden flash and in a state of shock you quickly turn to hear some stange looking guy say "All your base are belong to us!!1"

Quickly you...

[Pace]

...revive this silly thread again?

Who says we should start a new one in fact

P.