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...I need a Baracuda, do you have what I need?
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Go DUCKS!
Denny
System Specs
PIII 500 (n/o)Abit BE6 128MB PC100
G400 Max (on order)
13.6GB Quantum Fireball KA on ATA/66 bus
Turtle Beach Montego II Quadzila
Kenwood 52x TrueX CD
Linksys Etherfast NIC
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"Oh yeahhhh!!!!, I've got what you need" and pulls out a shiny new VooDoo5.Comment
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EEWWW! get away from me, you creep! she exclaims... don't even try touching me with that!.. What I need is long, slick, and wiggly and has a wicked bite (I like pain).. you know.. a BARRACUDA!!
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Ivana Humpalot, appalled at even the mention of the Voodoo5, worked some voodoo of her own and...Go DUCKS!
Denny
System Specs
PIII 500 (n/o)Abit BE6 128MB PC100
G400 Max (on order)
13.6GB Quantum Fireball KA on ATA/66 bus
Turtle Beach Montego II Quadzila
Kenwood 52x TrueX CD
Linksys Etherfast NIC
19" Optiquest V95Comment
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...and oh how she could be bumped. Stand back, I think she's going to...Go DUCKS!
Denny
System Specs
PIII 500 (n/o)Abit BE6 128MB PC100
G400 Max (on order)
13.6GB Quantum Fireball KA on ATA/66 bus
Turtle Beach Montego II Quadzila
Kenwood 52x TrueX CD
Linksys Etherfast NIC
19" Optiquest V95Comment
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...dance 24 hours to the music of Will Smith, having all of us in here spellbound, watching her...Jordâ„¢Comment
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.... amazed that anyone could even <u>survive</u> 24 hours of Will Smith, much less dance to it, but she could, because she was....Comment
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stunned due to the wad of cash from his royalties from his latest film.....completely unaware that....Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it
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He was actually one of those alien bugs like the ones he wasted in "Men in Black", sent here to help turn our minds to mush..Comment
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...what was easy, because most of our minds were mush already, especially after seeing Humpalot dance to his music. Our heroine in the mean time...Jordâ„¢Comment
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Finally gets pissed at nobody having a Barracuda and just gets out out of town and travels to Canada, where the snow is white, the people cold, and aparently, the only place on earth where you can find a G400 MAX, to enable all that lovely bumpiness. Alas, once in the great white north, she suddenly gets tricked into a trap by....A computer is like sex. Your never 100% sure what your doing but when all goes well, it feels REAL good.Comment
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A strange robed bloke with 'Powered By Matrox' stamped on his back. Aha! Haig himself! Our hero(ine?) gets dragged off by her collar kicking and screaming. Once inside the dark Headquarters, more and more strange robed people gather round and stare at her. Then, Haig, who appears to be the leader, bellows out:...Comment
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...IS IT TRUE THAT THE VOODOO 8 HAS A NUCLEAR POWER REACTOR ONBOARD??? Our heroine...Jordâ„¢Comment
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Chuckles a bit then says "how the hell should I know, I do love my eyes, you know!"Comment
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...Haig responded to that: You call THAT a shocking notice? At least be glad we're a neutral country and each of them A-bomb-missiles have a dedicated G600-RH embedded, otherwise we'd be swallowing it.
Our heroine asks what RH stands for, on which Haig answers....Jordâ„¢Comment
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