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  • ... "This things got so many connectors on it, it looks like an octopus. Why there's even an odd looking one with ..."
    <TABLE BGCOLOR=Red><TR><TD><Font-weight="+1"><font COLOR=Black>The world just changed, Sep. 11, 2001</font></Font-weight></TR></TD></TABLE>

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    • ...eyeballs looking out at me! What could this do, he wonders... maybe it...

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      Cheers,
      Steve

      "Life is what we make of it, yet most of us just fake"

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      • ...is the much anticipated "render subject nude" module! he gives it to Holly and she..
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        2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
        an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
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        • ....very nice...but you know, Jim, my *cough*toaster*cough* is on the fritz (really--flipped a breaker using it!)...so I think what you should do with this thing is....

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          • screams OH NO it's....
            Better to let one think you are a fool, than speak and prove it


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            • ...shove it in your...
              System 1:
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              Epox 8K7A
              2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
              an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
              SBLIVE 5.1
              Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
              IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
              Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
              3Com Hardware Modem
              Teac 20/10/40 burner
              Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

              New system: Under development

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              • ...agp slot...
                System 1:
                AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
                Epox 8K7A
                2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
                an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
                SBLIVE 5.1
                Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
                IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
                Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
                3Com Hardware Modem
                Teac 20/10/40 burner
                Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

                New system: Under development

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                • ...and witness the true power of graphical bliss." Meanwhile on the other side of the room...

                  Joel
                  Libertarian is still the way to go if we truly want a real change.

                  www.lp.org

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                  System Specs: AMD XP2000+ @1.68GHz(12.5x133), ASUS A7V133-C, 512MB PC133, Matrox Parhelia 128MB, SB Live! 5.1.
                  OS: Windows XP Pro.
                  Monitor: Cornerstone c1025 @ 1280x960 @85Hz.

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                  • ... a monitor displayed the carnage as the space fleet commanded by General Kragg decimated the fourth planet of the Frombuli system ...

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                    Listen up, you primitive screwheads! See this? This is my BOOMSTICK! Etc. etc.
                    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

                    I'm the least you could do
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
                    If only life were as easy as you
                    I would still get screwed

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                    • ...with such crystal clear quality that there was no doubt that it was being driven by Matrox's latest creation. But unbeknownst to those present, two other nVidia supporters had entered into the hall ready to inact revenge against the MURCers for what had just happened to one of their brethren. They thought that the best way to do that would be to steal Matrox's latest creation and market it as their own. The plot was simple they would...

                      [This message has been edited by Joel (edited 25 September 2000).]
                      Libertarian is still the way to go if we truly want a real change.

                      www.lp.org

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                      System Specs: AMD XP2000+ @1.68GHz(12.5x133), ASUS A7V133-C, 512MB PC133, Matrox Parhelia 128MB, SB Live! 5.1.
                      OS: Windows XP Pro.
                      Monitor: Cornerstone c1025 @ 1280x960 @85Hz.

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                      • ...Kidnap Haig and implant a micro-camera into his eye, a mcrophone in his ear, and a floatation device in his...
                        System 1:
                        AMD 1.4 AYJHA-Y factory unlocked @ 1656 with Thermalright SK6 and 7k Delta fan
                        Epox 8K7A
                        2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
                        an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
                        SBLIVE 5.1
                        Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
                        IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
                        Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
                        3Com Hardware Modem
                        Teac 20/10/40 burner
                        Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

                        New system: Under development

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                        • Yawn... I'm tired. Gotta take a nap.
                          McRhea

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                          • ...but wait. Hasn't Ant been kidnapped already? He hasn't posted for weeks and emails remain unanswered!....
                            ...Formerly Vic but my password doesnt work ;-(

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                            • ..So our hero/ine? sets off to find this mysterious Ant. His/her travels take him/her to the a land called Florida. Where at the town of Orlando he/she finds an enchanting place called Disney world to which what do his/her wondering eyes appear..
                              Flux capacitor overclocked to 1.31 jigawatts

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                              • ...but a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer...
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                                Epox 8K7A
                                2x256mb Micron pc-2100 DDR
                                an AGP port all warmed up and ready to be stuffed full of Parhelia II+
                                SBLIVE 5.1
                                Maxtor 40g 7,200 @ ATA-100
                                IBM 40GB 7,200 @ ATA-100
                                Pinnacle DV Plus firewire
                                3Com Hardware Modem
                                Teac 20/10/40 burner
                                Antec 350w power supply in a Colorcase 303usb Stainless

                                New system: Under development

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