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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">calling my wang small, it will be requested that this thread be closed.
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[This message has been edited by Helevitia (edited 13 June 2001).]
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cbman's WANG is sooooo small, he had to check twice to make sure it was there
[This message has been edited by Helevitia (edited 13 June 2001).]Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice. -
Your momma is sooooooo fat..
... When she lies on the beach, GreenPeace comes to tow her back into sea.
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Rags! Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless..
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Ups double post!
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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Guru, your mom's so fat that when she goes to the airport, she has to call in to get cleared for taxi.
Rags
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Rags! Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...Comment
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EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...Comment
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Guess that would make Rags's momma, EVE!
OMG help us all!
Bwahahahahaha"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind." -- Dr. Seuss
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Yo Momma's lips so big, Chapstick had to come out with a spray format for her.
EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...Comment
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mainframe
Your wang is so short when you take a pee you have to slap your ass and try and catch it as it pops out.
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#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"Comment
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Yo momma so poor that when I walked in her house and stepped on a cockroach
she said, "Clap yo hands stomp yo feet, praise the Lord we got something to
eat!"
EvEeRy OnE hAs ThE rIgHt To Be StUpId, BuT tHiS iS aBuSiNg ThE pRiViLeGe...Comment
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Hey Mainframe
Yo Momma's like a TV set, even a 2 year old could turn her ON!
Sometimes they die.
Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.Comment
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Hey Slurpee
Yo mama's so fat that when she tripped on 1st st. she landed on 10th.
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#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"Comment
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Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
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#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
"You make me hornier before 9 AM than most
people do all day!"Comment
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Hey Strahd
yo momma is so stupid, she took the pepsi challenge, and chose Kool Aid.
Sometimes they die.
Sometimes they walk away.
Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand.Comment
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