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Anyway Rags, you were the one who told me that it's been so long since you had sex that when you beat off(masturbate), you started fantasizing about the last time you beat off! hehe
Dave
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
Oh yeah, since Dave's wife is already satisified by me, he doesn't get any sex at all, so when he needs to be satisfied, he has to use the back of his hand to make it feel like he's with a new partner.
now now, I didn't say anything about your family so try and keep the flames directed at me or I'm gonna have to FRY YOU! MWAHAHAHA!
Besides, I had to prove to my wife that you could show her nothing at all Thanks for proving me point Atleast I have a hand to use, you keep going back to those sheep, EWE! You limo-ridin-quiche-eatin-cucumber lovin-sheep-lover!
Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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