Fun Flame Thread

[SwAmPy]

Ant, Dave, and Guru are in a spa bath. Suddenly a blob of semen floats to the surface. They all look at each other and one says to the other two: "Ok, which of you two morons farted?"

What's the difference between a microwave and Guru?
Microwaves don't turn Ant's meat brown.

What's Ant's definition of Scotland?
A place where men are men and sheep are nervous.

SwAmPy

[mainframe]

SwAmPy,

sour grapes..???
you know, just because they didn't let you join in the spa bath with them doesn't really give you the right to disclose their male-bonding rituals

[Rags]

Nahhh, Swampy likes big hairy men and other women

Rags

[mainframe]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Nahhh, Swampy likes big hairy men and other women </font>

are you saying that the other three in the spa bath are puny and hairless or are you just speaking from your past experience

[SwAmPy]

I like my men smooth. Not too crazy about getting furballs in my mouth.

Rags, you gonna donate your teeth to a horse when you pass away?

SwAmPy

[Greebe]

ANd don't forget Swampy is into pierced nipples and bondage!

[Rags]

Why, are your dentures needing replaced?

Rags

[SwAmPy]

Don't beleive in dentures. Gum jobs are more exciting. You remember the days with yo momma don't ya?

Bondage is my thang. Anytime you're in town Greebe, I'll give you a paddle spank like you've never had before, or are you too much of a wuss to try it.

SwAmPy

[Greebe]

Oh baby BABY! Your given me goose bumps talkin like that!

[Rags]

Too bad swampy's only requirement is "If there's grass on the field" to play ball

Rags

[Greebe]

Mainframe lets keep it verbal only, OK

[Rags]

Although that does have an uncanny resemblance to Swampy, you do have to admit it.

Rags

[SwAmPy]

Damn that's ugly. We all have mainframe to thank now for turning all of us off of sex with that pic.

SwAmPy

[mainframe]

well my work here is done for now.. I never intended for it to stay up that long anyways.. but someone had to change the direction of the discussion .. it was getting too steamy for words..

[SwAmPy]

Wuss. Yo momma saw you posted her pic and gave you spanking.

SwAmPy