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  • #91
    Belive in Radeon 8500 and I will help you! the little evil ATI logo said.

    For a Instant Haig looked like he was going to interveen but then he just repeated that Timothy needed to believe..

    The evil little ATI logo luaghed!

    "He is powerless, They have casted a NDA on him....."

    "He can't help you!, But I can!!"
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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    • #92
      Timothy began to shiver as the little evil Ati logo spoke. His heart was beating like a drum and the thought of the Radeon crossed his mind.
      As he was ready to give his soul to Ati, a wonderful woman in 4xRSN appeard next to Haig who was smilling...
      System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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      • #93
        ... hungerly at the pink llama, who just couldn't work out how to teleport out of a story correctly. Timothy said ....
        80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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        • #94
          "You can't evade my wrath!" and with that he pointed at the terrified pink llama and with newly found powers he erradicated the llama!

          "Where were I?" said Timmy

          "You were just about to swere allegiance to me" the litle evil ATI logo replied.

          Timmy catched the logo and chruched it to nothing.

          "DO NOT INTERUPT ME WHILE IM TRYING TO THI......." Timothy stopped abruptly and with a last smile to Haig the floating Headcast, he teleported away from the desert.........
          Last edited by Technoid; 29 March 2002, 07:19.
          If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

          Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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          • #95
            ... He arrived in a cold country, the wind was blowing so Timothy found cover in a nearby forest of mapple trees. What is this country said Timothy shivering.
            - This is Canada said the floating headcasted Haig.
            - What the hell am I doing in Canada ? asked Timothy.
            - You have a quest to complete.
            - What is this quest ?
            - You know it Timothy...
            - I need to fond the secret of displacement mapping !!! Who holds this secret ? Tell me headcasted Haig !
            - Sorry can't comment on that.
            ...
            System : ASUS A8N SLI premium, Athlon 64X2 3800+, 2Gb, T7K500 320Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb SATAII, T7K250 250Gb ATA133, Nec ND-3520, Plextor PX130A, SB Audigy 2, Sapphire Radeon X800 GTO, 24" Dell 2407WFP.

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            • #96
              .... An uncomfortable silence fell upon our two frostbound heroes.

              However, just as Timothy was about to speak again, a deafening roar filled the forest, followed by massive, crashing footsteps. Horrified, headcast Haig realized they had awoken the great, ancient, 300 foot tall monster, 'NDA' .....
              80% of people think I should be in a Mental Institute

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              • #97
                Tomothy took to the skies and started to batle it out with the NDA monster!

                He soon got the upper hand and did to the NDA as he had to the creature from southamerica (Pink llama)!

                "Ok, Haig it's dead" timothy decented to the ground again.

                Haig the HeadCast was looking profoundly affraid.

                "You have only made it worse" Haig said!

                With a bright Blue flash the NDA was resurected!

                You canot defeat me!, I am one with the Matrox the NDA screamed when suddenly...
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • #98
                  The booming voice of Bill Gates thundered down from the stormy skies above and spoke "Be not afraid, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile!". As he spoke his prophecy the pink llama teleported until he returned to the scene of the battle where he telefragged the NDA monster....

                  b
                  Last edited by spoogenet; 29 March 2002, 08:48.
                  Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? But why put off until tomorrow what you can put off altogether?

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                  • #99
                    When Bill Gates saw that the Pink llama once again had returned from the dead he thought that it was the most powerfull entity in this ongoing story and prompltly assimilated the pink llama.

                    The resulting abbomination was mentaly as physicaly unstable and on the werge of exploding....

                    "Come Haig, lets get out of here" Timothy said and teleported both him and Haig the Headcast away....

                    Suddenly the NDA reemerged again!
                    "Nothing can stop me, I am one with the Matro....oops" screamed the NDA when the Bill Gates/Pink llama exploded and destroyed everything within 4 square miles.......
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • #100
                      ...except for the mighty lone purple fallus that had recently been erected nearby. At the sight of the miracle fallus Timothy couldn't help but to...
                      Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow? But why put off until tomorrow what you can put off altogether?

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                      • #101
                        touch it.
                        It instantly transformed to the Pink llama!

                        Timothy let out a groan and a sigh..

                        "Who the H*** are you anyway" he sreamed at the llama

                        the llama anwered......

                        *off story*
                        Althou I don't like him the Pink llama seems to be the most reoccuring entity in this story so I hope Sthrad answeres timotys question becausa I wanna know also!!
                        */off story*

                        Edit:
                        We have hit 100 concurent posts!!
                        Lets see if we can generate 100 more
                        Last edited by Technoid; 29 March 2002, 11:57.
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • #102
                          NO!!

                          the pink llama must die!
                          www.lizziemorrison.com

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                          • #103
                            "Damn you Scuba Steve!" says the llama confused from his sudden transformation.

                            Timothy replies "Huh?"

                            The llama suddenly replies back "No! Your analog!" And starts to charge angrely towards Tim.

                            Timothy thinks for a split second..."This screwed up pink assed biotch llama really has to die now!" and then remembers he always carries a Matrox Soon TM gun in his backpack.
                            Titanium is the new bling!
                            (you heard from me first!)

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                            • #104
                              So tim puts a couple of bullets into the pink llama!

                              The Pink llama shifts colour to blue and transform into the NDA creature!

                              Thy canot stop me! for I am one with the Matrox!! screams the hiddeous beast!

                              Tim throws the gun away and zaps the NDA with a konzentrated doze of FDISK!

                              This seems to do the trick!

                              But tim decides to make shure its the last aperance of either the Pink llama or the NDA beast!

                              He grabs the stunned NDA beast and opens a gateway to the centre of the sun and throws the NDA creature through the portal!

                              Tim retrievs the Matrox Soon TM gun and puts it back into his backpack!

                              (your wish is my command, Lizzie
                              Lets hope no one else resurects him )
                              Last edited by Technoid; 29 March 2002, 16:21.
                              If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                              Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                              • #105
                                ..at the same time, a black llama came through from the other side of the portal! This llama had special powers causing "bumps" all over timmy and Lizzy!
                                I'm with the ugly guy below me

                                (It's amazing how many threads I kill with that line )

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