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  • #31
    Well the greatest player of all time in football (or soccer if you consider that the true name of the game), Pelé wasn't all bad either! I can name others like Pete Sampras, or Franz Beckenbauer etc,etc.

    BTW, I do respect Gurm for atleast being honest in his posts!!!

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    • #32
      Hehe, let's not mention baseball. They don't even have to take drug tests.
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      • #33
        They don't need drugs, OK maybe only the guys who steal bases (baseball is pretty unknown to me), they seem to be the only real athletes...

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        • #34
          No, not Pele. This moron even forgot to wave the flag as the winning car crossed the finish line at the last Grand Prix of Brasil when he was appointed for this task...

          I know what Gurm means, he just puts it very pithy (is this the correct word? That's what the PONS online translator comes up with)
          Az is right about german soccer players. Most of them are as dumb as they can get. The best quote still comes from Lothar Matthäus: "Wir dürfen jetzt nicht den Sand in den Kopf stecken...." That's maybe hard to translate (I don't know if this specific phrase exists in english): "We should not put the sand in our heads" when he most likely meant: "We should not put our heads in the sand" - Now at least we all know what really is in his head
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          • #35
            Pele didn't forget, they were supposed to tell him, and forgot. Would you have known they had forgotten to tell you?
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            • #36
              Look - cars cross line. Wave flag. Not a hard job.

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              • #37
                It's a circle. They've crossed the line some 400-odd times. It's somebody else's job to count and tell you when to wave.
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                • #38
                  Look, a million low-IQ, low-income, low-class Americans who can't manage to make change correctly at their job at Crusty-Burger manage to know when the race is over.

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                  • #39
                    Put on a head set or watch the race on a TV screen and you'll know that the race is on the last lap.

                    then as Gurm would say,

                    Raise arm. Hold on to flag(so as not to drop it). Drop arm. Repeat rapidly.
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                    • #40
                      Exactly. I'm sure anyone of the other visitors of the race would have known for sure when the winning car crossed the line.

                      How dumb must anyone be to need instructions for such a task?
                      And if he doesn't care sh*t for car racing (which I could understand), then why does he come to such a race and take this place. Really doesn't shed a very bright light on him.

                      (And I don't even want to start about his latest advertisements...)
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                      • #41
                        What about Formula 1 racers ?

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                        • #42
                          Well there IS a very successful formula1 racer that is not too dumb, but unfortunately because of this fact he is considered "arrogant" by quite some people....
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                          • #43
                            Smart = Arrogant.

                            Riiiiiight. Well, for some of us 'tis true. But not all.

                            And in grade school, they assumed that:

                            Smart = Dumb.

                            Not entirely sure how that worked.

                            "You're a nerd. Nerds are stupid!"

                            Um... and this from someone who was claiming that I was stupid? *sigh*

                            Come to think of it, the person who said that played sports...

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                            • #44
                              Originally posted by Indiana
                              Well there IS a very successful formula1 racer that is not too dumb, but unfortunately because of this fact he is considered "arrogant" by quite some people....
                              Name ANY formula 1 racer who isn't arrogant!

                              BTW, Are you talking about Michael Schumacher?

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