Question for the MEN here

[ZokesPro]

Technoid: I'm sorry.

My joke was taken from Futurama. When Bender was looking at circuits and he said it was robot porn.

[Wombat]

I do remember a "female" Transformer though.

[Dogbert]

Kevin,

This is exactly what I was looking for.
When a 14 years old geek reads this post and thinks about all those annoying jerks in his school, this kind of readng inspires him. It gives him/her hope for a bright future. Hope is quite a lot sometimes.

[Technoid]

Zokes, AZ:

I’m not angry at you two in any way! (the joke was fun )

I was just venting some steam at no one in particular!

Yes, there were “female” Transformers in the cartoon….
And in one episode Optimus Prime even “Screwed” one
(To save her from death he transferred energy through a tube that connected them in the area below the navel )

[Belwarrior]

I am attracted by beautiful gals and have some of them as close friends. I do not reject gals just because they are not body beautiful and in fact call all my gal friends "darling" and treat them equally. Physical perceived "imperfections" can change or be changed but it is more difficult to change a person's character or habits. so what i look for in a life partner would be an ability to understand me and forgive my habits/quirks. There are many breakups due to miscommunications and misunderstandings. for example i only bath before going to bed as i like to feel clean and fresh when i hit the bed whereas she may want me to bath once i reach home after work. I wouldnt mind washing up a bit if she doesnt nag me about it. There must be a give and take relationship between the two of us. Guys will never really change their habits and gals should not try to change them and of course there is that old indian saying "It is always better to marry someone who truly loves you than to marry someone you love"

Criteria for my partner : intelligent and understanding, willingness to discuss(quarrel) anything with me (diagreements must be solved before bedtime else the whole issue is to be forgotten), average looks (anything more is a bonus, anything less isnt an issue) willing to learn to speak my language (cos my mum will be staying with me and she is unwilling to learn any new language at her age)

PS : I have nothing against female transformers or even love/sex between transformers but i draw the line when they try to grow a transformer (??the female produces some reprogrammable parts and the male provides the energy??)

[Byock]

Lets do the math. We all agree Time=Money. and anyone that has dated know you must spend Time with women, therefore Woman=Time.

Now if Woman=Time, and Time=Money, then we could conclude Woman=Money.

Now, if money is the root of evil, Money=EVIL, then Woman=Money, Money=EVIL, Woman=EVIL!!!

No, seriously, you need someone you can talk to, so Dragon is right on, You need someone who could be your best friend.

The Chicken

[Lizzard[MPE]]

Originally posted by Technoid


Chicken

HAHA!! am not

[ZokesPro]

Originally posted by Technoid
Zokes, AZ:

I’m not angry at you two in any way! (the joke was fun )

I was just venting some steam at no one in particular!

Yes, there were “female” Transformers in the cartoon….
And in one episode Optimus Prime even “Screwed” one
(To save her from death he transferred energy through a tube that connected them in the area below the navel )

[Technoid]

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]

Originally posted by Technoid

Originally posted by Lizzard[MPE]
hmmm.. I'm joining this thread damnit,.even though it says Question for the MEN here.. OK nevermind .. i change my mind.. MEN is capitalized. i will sit back

Chicken

HAHA!! am not

Sorry, you’re absolutely right!
Lizzards and Birds are only remotely related

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Nestled Quotes! Does actualy work now

[Lizzard[MPE]]

haha smooooooooooooooooooooth

[KvHagedorn]

To those seriously discussing whether transformers can have sex and reproduce, I'm in awe of your geek prowess! No other topic of conversation here has truly defined the pinnacle of geekdom quite so well.. I applaud you all!

[Novdid]

Well thanks!!!

[Liquid Snake]

Originally posted by Dogbert
This is exactly what I was looking for.
When a 14 years old geek reads this post and thinks about all those annoying jerks in his school, this kind of readng inspires him. It gives him/her hope for a bright future. Hope is quite a lot sometimes.

You mean kids like me?

There's a nice girl I know that fits a lot of the characteristics mentioned in this thread. She's pretty (at least I think so) but there don't seem to be any guys who go for her She isn't really a close friend though

[KRSESQ]

Byock:

Actually, THE LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil. Doesn't affect the equation in the least, however...

Donno why I felt the need to point that out. Lack of sleep again, I guess.

DB:

Anytime.

"Hope is a good thing...Perhaps the best thing."
The Shawshank Redemption

If I got the quote wrong blame it on the above.

Kevin

[VJ]

Are we actually looking for some specific qualities ? Doesn't the right one just comes along ?
(I do hope so, or else I'd better start looking )

I'm thinking about that movie quote from the movie Fools rush in, where the guy says to the girl: "You're everything I never knew I always wanted".


Jörg