Question for the MEN here

[VJ]

Originally posted by Byock
Lets do the math.

You made a small error, the actual calculation is:

Women require time and money, thus
women = time * money
As time is money, this becomes
women = money * money = money²
And as money is the root of evil (money = sqrt(evil), this gives:
women = (sqrt(evil))² = evil



Jörg

[Dogbert]

And the less you know, the more you earn.

constants:

Time is money
Knowledge is power

Known facts:

work = time * power

Now:

time = work / power

since time is money and knowledge is power:

money = work/knowledge

Conclusions, the less you know, the more you earn no matter how much you work.
As your knowledge reacehs zero, your sallary will reach infinity !!!

[Technoid]

Well, thats quite accurat:
VP's of big companys is usualy brainless and has a sallary thats huge...

[Byock]

Sure, try and make math simple... *Laughs*

I am used to changing the joke so the people I work with, (EXEC's) could understand it. With your equation I would have lost them entirely. It is never the same if you have to explain the joke...


Dogbert, I never thought of that one, but I think it is very true!



The Chicken

[VJ]

Well, you know the old saying:

He who laughs last... didn't get the joke !


Jörg