Long, WAY off topic rant about an inconciderate moron.

[Greebe]

Miami is like D.C. metro area... insanely fast on highly congested roads and no respect for other drivers.

No wonder insurance rates here are double what they are in Ohio/Indiana

BTW no offense takin

[MadScot]

Once this guy I knew parked his van in a wheelchair spot, which was fine, cause he used a wheelchair. When he got back from shopping, some jerk had parked his car in the striped part of the disabled spot. So the guy asks the jerk to move his car. The jerk says f*** off, so the guy puts the wheelchair lift down right through the jerk's window. So the guy gets called before a judge. The jerk is asking for big damages. The judge calls the jerk a degenerate and awards him $1.

MadScot

[The PIT]

I like the story this service engineer told me once.
Drives to a job and parks in front of the loading bay. Supervisor comes out and suggest he moves it. When asked why the supervisor replied. "Well this bloke in the voltswagon did the same the other day. When he came back he found a lorry had parked on top of it" The lorry driver had got fed up with people parking in the loading bay area.

[Strahd]

Originally posted by The PIT
I like the story this service engineer told me once.
Drives to a job and parks in front of the loading bay. Supervisor comes out and suggest he moves it. When asked why the supervisor replied. "Well this bloke in the voltswagon did the same the other day. When he came back he found a lorry had parked on top of it" The lorry driver had got fed up with people parking in the loading bay area.

Probably a British thing, but what's a Lorry?

[Pace]

A truck.

[KvHagedorn]

I remember once being hit from behind by a woman in a brand new Lincoln Town Car. It was completely her fault, which she acknowledeged with fear (She was obviously afraid of being sued.) But I was unhurt and when I got out to look, I found her car all smashed in several expensive-looking places, and what damage was there to my car? Heh.. none whatsoever.. and it was an old 1976 Chevy Impala.

I let her go since the only harm done was to her car and her pride.. and because I was so amused.

[The PIT]

One of my old bosses was driving in London. Stopped at the some traffic lights when a few sceonds later wham. Gets out to find one Porsche wedge under the back of his Ford. The damage to his car was none but the bonnet ofthe Porsche was well trashed. The Porsche driver gets out and starts the old gobbing routine so my old boss says. "if thats the way you're going to react piss off" and drove off.

How many of you have parked up and started walking off only too see one dimwit park up opposite and blocks the road? Even better the dimwit walks off into the middle distance so you've got to move.