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  • #46
    But no one, and I mean no one, knew the stranger.

    Meanwhile, in the darkest, deepest recesses of the woman's mind, a thought was stirring. Pleasure. Sheer pleasure. Pleasure greater than any she had known before. And then, it was ...
    FT.

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    • #47
      time to change the battery in her vibrator.
      Dr. Mordrid
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      An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

      I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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      • #48
        Yes, her beeper had run out of charge. Oh, no! Now how was she to find out about...
        Asus P2B-LS, Celeron Tualatin 1.3Ghz (PowerLeap adapter), 256Mb PC100 CAS 2, Matrox Millenium G400 DualHead AGP, RainbowRunner G-series, Creative PC-DVD Dxr2, HP CD-RW 9200i, Quantum V 9Gb SCSI HD, Maxtor 20Gb Ultra-66 HD (52049U4), Soundblaster Audigy, ViewSonic PS790 19", Win2k (SP2)

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        • #49
          the 2 for 1 sale at Lovers Lane!!??
          Dr. Mordrid
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          An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.

          I carry a gun because I can't throw a rock 1,250 fps

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          • #50
            Which was quite handy, as she rather fancied owning her own lane. It would be a nice place for her...
            Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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            • #51
              ... to walk the dog...
              Time to make the wafers!
              Oboy Inside!

              intel P4 2.26 @ 2.957Ghz

              "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
              jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

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              • #52
                but all that was to end when the sun turned red and began to go nova....
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                • #53
                  ...yet a strange portal appeared before her. She glazes for a moment at this strange distortion and...

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                  • #54
                    ...makes a lovely cup of tea...
                    DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                    • #55
                      As she sips her tea, a dark figure steps out of the Portal.

                      "I am Toast !" shouts the pirate in a muffled voice.

                      "Sorry, can you say that again and speak a little louder ?" asks the girl.

                      "I am Toast !" shouts the pirate again is a louder muffled voice.

                      "I can't hear you too well" says the girl.

                      "Of course you can't you friggin idiot, I have a wooden head !" screams the pirate in his muffled voice. "I lost my friggin head in a friggin shark attack !"

                      "Why a wooden head ?" asked the girl "You could have put a hook instead.." she continued

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                      • #56
                        The pirate shops of her head and steps back into the portal mumbling something about blondes....
                        If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                        Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                        • #57
                          The girl meanwhile, is glad she bought her spare...
                          Athlon XP-64/3200, 1gb PC3200, 512mb Radeon X1950Pro AGP, Dell 2005fwp, Logitech G5, IBM model M.

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                          • #58
                            EMH, that sevs back her head!
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                            • #59
                              But a thought still persisted... "Why a peg head and not a hook !?"

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                              • #60
                                you people worry me sometimes..

                                has anybody read this story all the way thru?
                                www.lizziemorrison.com

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