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  • #31
    (E)nglish as a (S)econd (L)anguage.

    - Gurm
    The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

    I'm the least you could do
    If only life were as easy as you
    I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
    If only life were as easy as you
    I would still get screwed

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    • #32
      Not to defend my english skill (that, however I agree need to be improved) but I think that the main problem is the lack of mimic on the net, apart from the one provided from the smileys. That's not enough sometimes
      Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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      • #33
        Lack of mimic?

        Err... afraid I'm not following you here.

        - Gurm
        The Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!

        I'm the least you could do
        If only life were as easy as you
        I'm the least you could do, oh yeah
        If only life were as easy as you
        I would still get screwed

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        • #34
          ...nah, Drizzt took English as a Silly Language.

          How else could he get away with that stuff?

          mimic = humor

          ...earning his count in laughs is just as valid as tech-wiz I'd say...
          ...this is Soap Box, or did I wander in the wrong thread?
          ...and he did warn us "Stupid and Bad Jokes" and it was we who couldn't resist...

          Ha! ...love it!
          How can you possibly take anything seriously?
          Who cares?

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          • #35
            Gurm, I think he meant you can't see him smile, laugh at you, cry out in pain because some lizard kicked him in the nads for his comment... whatever

            AZ
            There's an Opera in my macbook.

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            • #36
              Az, if the word is wrong how could you understand what I meant?
              (I know I need a dictionary, but I can't use one here at work )
              Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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              • #37
                In german, the word you wanted to use is "Mimik"

                The translation would be "facial expression".

                Anyone know a good online italian-english dictionary for Drizzt?

                AZ
                There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                • #38
                  babelfish.altavista.com ???

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                  • #39
                    I use babelfish for most of the time but in the end it really contains not so much words.
                    Sat on a pile of deads, I enjoy my oysters.

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                    • #40
                      babelfish is really not very good, unfortunately.

                      AZ
                      There's an Opera in my macbook.

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                      • #41
                        It has got me out of a few spots in the past though - I was in a travel agent's in Latin America, speaking v. little spanish, and the tour operator was speaking v. little (i.e. none) english. He had a computer connected to the web on his desk, and so I pointed him at babelfish and off we went.

                        Quite a surreal expereince really. And whilst the quality of the translation was shocking, it got our meanings across. And actually, typing what we wanted to say out usually meant that we didn't need to translate - we each understood enough spanish/english to read, but not to hear.

                        He loved me for showing him the site. Didn't give me any reductions though
                        DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                        • #42
                          Google seems to work at least as well as the 'fish.

                          Gigabyte P35-DS3L with a Q6600, 2GB Kingston HyperX (after *3* bad pairs of Crucial Ballistix 1066), Galaxy 8800GT 512MB, SB X-Fi, some drives, and a Dell 2005fpw. Running WinXP.

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                          • #43
                            ...speaking of fish

                            What do you call a fish with no eye? A Fsh.

                            A man walks into a 'chip shop and says
                            "Fish and chips twice please." An angry response came back
                            "I heard you correctly the first time".
                            Its allways funny, until someone looses an eye.

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                            • #44
                              hmm ESL is actually Eigteenth Street Lounge - a delicious record label
                              no matrox, no matroxusers.

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