Please circulate this message around the office and make sure everyone takes part.
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support in the combat against terrorism. As citizens on the free world, you are being encouraged to demonstrate for this cause, this Friday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the fundamental muslims are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked women.
Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the fundamental islam and will hopefully help us detect the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced and shot).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.
The Leaders of the world are asking for your support in the combat against terrorism. As citizens on the free world, you are being encouraged to demonstrate for this cause, this Friday at 15:00 hours.
It is a well-known fact that the fundamental muslims are against alcohol consumption and think it is sinful to look at a naked women.
Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the fundamental islam and will hopefully help us detect the terrorists among us (anybody who doesn't do as proposed will be deemed a terrorist, denounced and shot).
Your efforts are much appreciated in the name of a free, democratic world.
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