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Re: Action against terrorism !
It will also help root out fundamentalist Christians, Jews, femminists, and other tight-asses.Originally posted by Dogbert
Therefore, at 15:00 this Friday, all women should run naked through the office while men chase them with a beer in their hands. This is the best way to show our disgust for the fundamental islam and will hopefully help us detect the terrorists among us
Now we just need to have a BBQ so we can piss off PETA!
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Sorry Drizzt... I think you should stop counting the days since it ended and start cheering up at the thought that there's something better somewhere coming your way.Originally posted by Drizzt
I feel very miserable, instead, as tomorrow is exactly one year since she left me...
And the day after tomorrow, it should have been 4 years together!
Che palle...
(but, after all, I'm still alive...)"From the safest places come the bravest words"Comment
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She is wise this one!Originally posted by Alice
Sorry Drizzt... I think you should stop counting the days since it ended and start cheering up at the thought that there's something better somewhere coming your way.
I think she is absolutely right. Even though I currently am available (which by the way sucks in my current situation) I still believe that I will find the girl for me... at some point!
And the same will happen to you Drizzt.
Titanium is the new bling!
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Alice,
While I think we once again missed an engagement announcement... just remember that nothing is final until you say "I do". (Or until the glass gets smashed, if you're having a traditional wedding...) So you don't have to tolerate any abberant behavior if you don't WANT to.
That said, the fact that you DO tolerate it means that you WANT to tolerate it. (GRIN)
- GurmThe Internet - where men are men, women are men, and teenage girls are FBI agents!
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I well, I won't start complaining or tell you that I expect him to change (which most women do after marriage!), since I actually know him for quite a bit and we learned that we are pretty much made of the same stuff. I tolerate his seldom abberant behavior (!!!)... he tolerates mine. That's the deal, we let each other be ourselves and it can get really fun sometimes.Originally posted by Gurm
Alice,
While I think we once again missed an engagement announcement... just remember that nothing is final until you say "I do". (Or until the glass gets smashed, if you're having a traditional wedding...) So you don't have to tolerate any abberant behavior if you don't WANT to.
That said, the fact that you DO tolerate it means that you WANT to tolerate it. (GRIN)
- Gurm
"From the safest places come the bravest words"Comment
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This is the version my bro-in-law EMailed me:
Your participation is required
Because the Taliban cannot stand nudity and consider it a sin to see a
naked woman who is not his wife, next Saturday afternoon at 2:00 p.m.
EDT ( 11:00 a.m. PDT), all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended
for this anti terrorist effort. All men should position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their homes to prove that they think it's OK to see
other women nude. (Since the enemy does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack
at your side is further proof of your anti Taliban sentiment.)
Notify the FBI of any neighbors who do not participate. Your efforts to
root out terrorists will be greatly appreciated and indicate your desire
to demonstrate your patriotism. To achieve 100% participation, forward
this note to other similarly minded patriots.
We gotta get our plan straight!
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I had a girlfriend like that once, she was indeed LOADS of fun!Originally posted by Alice
I well, I won't start complaining or tell you that I expect him to change (which most women do after marriage!), since I actually know him for quite a bit and we learned that we are pretty much made of the same stuff. I tolerate his seldom abberant behavior (!!!)... he tolerates mine. That's the deal, we let each other be ourselves and it can get really fun sometimes.
Titanium is the new bling!
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...hey Doggie, you should check this one out...How can you possibly take anything seriously?
Who cares?Comment
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Originally posted by mutz
...hey Doggie, you should check this one out...
What was meant to be written?
Or was that on purpose?
Edit: aside from the fact that I think Taco Bell is a terror attack on anyone's health."From the safest places come the bravest words"Comment
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I think what they meant was all shiFts, hehe.Titanium is the new bling!
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...I think it was supposed to be "all shifts", but they probably got more applicants and customers with this one...How can you possibly take anything seriously?
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what if i prefer wine over beer......
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"Comment
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...zat mean redheads over blondes? Guess that's fine, just fine...How can you possibly take anything seriously?
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:-) great....... who will get the chees
"They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"Comment
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