After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple
> > > >decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
> > > >larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor
> > > >and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
> > > >have any more children.
> > > >
> > > >The doctor told him that there was a procedure
> > > >called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but
> > > >that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
> > > >the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
> > > >Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
> ear
> > > >and
> > > >count to 10.
> > > >
> > > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
> > > >smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting
> > > >a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
> > > >help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.
> > > >
> > > >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
> > > >a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
> > > >count:
> > > >
> > > >"1"
> > > >
> > > >"2"
> > > >
> > > >"3"
> > > >
> > > >"4"
> > > >
> > > >"5"
> > > >
> > > >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
> > > >his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
> > > >
> > > >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
> > > >and West Virginia.
> > > >decided that was enough, as they could not afford a
> > > >larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor
> > > >and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
> > > >have any more children.
> > > >
> > > >The doctor told him that there was a procedure
> > > >called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but
> > > >that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said
> > > >the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in
> > > >Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
> ear
> > > >and
> > > >count to 10.
> > > >
> > > >The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
> > > >smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting
> > > >a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
> > > >help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.
> > > >
> > > >So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
> > > >a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
> > > >count:
> > > >
> > > >"1"
> > > >
> > > >"2"
> > > >
> > > >"3"
> > > >
> > > >"4"
> > > >
> > > >"5"
> > > >
> > > >At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
> > > >his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
> > > >
> > > >This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
> > > >and West Virginia.
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