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That's it, I'm sick of this! I admit, I'm really a Matrox emplyee in the R&D department, here are our plans:
1) The G550 will be 3 times faster than the GeForce 3. We have kept this under wraps so we could surprise the $#!% out of nVidia and ATi. Our new 0.10 micron process will allow us to put 256 MB of eDRAM on the chip, which gives us 10.8 Gb/s of memory bandwidth.
2) The G550 will also sport 'Tri-head' functionallity. You will be able to hook up multiple USB mice and keyboards to your computer and have enough 3D horse power to let 3 people play any game at once in resolutions of 1600x1200x32-bit color @ 100 fps. Vibriant Color 3 will allow pictures to look so crisp that you'll get a hard even when you're not looking at porn (the render subject nude feature is cool, too).
3) The G550 will support every Direct X 8.5 feature (the real reason for the delay), plus some added bonuses (I can't tell you everything). With FSAA 8x enabled you will still be able to play UT at 1600x1200x32-bit at frame rates beyond what your monitor can handle.
4) The G550 will be out on Memorial Day, cause that's the day people will remember the Matrox name forever!
5) The card after that will beat nVidia's wimpy 6 month cycle and be out on October 31...the day nVidia, ATi and whoever makes that wussy Kyro thing, all go to hell where they belong! It will be called the G1000 It will be 10 times faster than the G550 and sport 1 GB eDRAM!!! I can't say much more that this...we put an alpha card into a computer at Pixars lab and it was able to render 600 frames of Monster Inc. in 30 minutes!!!! Take that nVidia!!!!
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Jammrock
1) The G550 will be 3 times faster than the GeForce 3. We have kept this under wraps so we could surprise the $#!% out of nVidia and ATi. Our new 0.10 micron process will allow us to put 256 MB of eDRAM on the chip, which gives us 10.8 Gb/s of memory bandwidth.
2) The G550 will also sport 'Tri-head' functionallity. You will be able to hook up multiple USB mice and keyboards to your computer and have enough 3D horse power to let 3 people play any game at once in resolutions of 1600x1200x32-bit color @ 100 fps. Vibriant Color 3 will allow pictures to look so crisp that you'll get a hard even when you're not looking at porn (the render subject nude feature is cool, too).
3) The G550 will support every Direct X 8.5 feature (the real reason for the delay), plus some added bonuses (I can't tell you everything). With FSAA 8x enabled you will still be able to play UT at 1600x1200x32-bit at frame rates beyond what your monitor can handle.
4) The G550 will be out on Memorial Day, cause that's the day people will remember the Matrox name forever!
5) The card after that will beat nVidia's wimpy 6 month cycle and be out on October 31...the day nVidia, ATi and whoever makes that wussy Kyro thing, all go to hell where they belong! It will be called the G1000 It will be 10 times faster than the G550 and sport 1 GB eDRAM!!! I can't say much more that this...we put an alpha card into a computer at Pixars lab and it was able to render 600 frames of Monster Inc. in 30 minutes!!!! Take that nVidia!!!!
:P
Jammrock
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