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yelling: "Come on! Papa needs a new pair of .....Titanium is the new bling!
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Leaks add a new dimension of flavour to a salad accoring to Julia Child, once she actually...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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realized she's a hideous looking monster with gigantic...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
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appetite for destruction, she went on an episode of Junkyard Wars and made a...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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cheese souffle out of a used tire, she then choked the stupid bastard the says "40 minutes left people just 40 minutes left" after that she just wiped her..........A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces
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beaver's lips, "Bad beaver, stop that or I'll shave you and give you the zuccinni treatment again!". So the beaver...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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who just loved zuccinnis, cucumbers, buttermilk squash and the occasionally oversized carrot (he is a vegitarian after all) decided that he would...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
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make a vegetable soup. "But what shall I use to stir it with" he thought...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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when the beaver's favorit pet walrus swung through the living room on a vine screaming at the top of his longs.....#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
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my longs are sore from screaming.. and I am so illiterate!! I am so smart, I am so smart, S.M.R.T...Lucifer
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
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The Beaver, who was pretty pissed the walrus interupted him decided he would...#1 DRILL SERGEANT PICK-UP LINE
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Blow the world up........If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
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