Lord help me...

[The PIT]

Originally posted by Wombat
Somebody here had the best reply:

Her: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Him: "Does this shirt make me look bald?"

To that she replied "Yes you fat slap head and stormed off."

[Sethos]

Pain is having to be drug around a women's underware section of a department store, then having to wait for what seems like forever outside the dressing room doors while the women going in look at you either with sympathy, a consperitorial and preverse pleasure, or like you are the pervert from...well ya know...uhh all I can think is how very many other places I could be and all the vast number of things I could and would rather be doing...

but in the long run of things a little compromise every now and then makes for happy people (eventually) all around...

~Sethos

[The PIT]

Originally posted by Sethos
but in the long run of things a little compromise every now and then makes for happy people (eventually) all around...

~Sethos

Women and compromise is a contradiction in terms

[KvHagedorn]

It's all very simple, you know.. the response to questions about how apparel looks should be..

"I like you better naked."

[RhinoZ]

The best way to go shopping with your girlfriend or wife, is to bring your baby along or any baby.

I was forced to go shopping this one time and we had to bring my baby daughter along, she was 11 months at that time. Anyways the wife had to go into one of the shops on the main floor of this mall for a quick look before she started her spending spree. So I waited outside near this water fountain with my daughter in a covered stroller. In seconds I had these three cute ladies with low cut blouses on, bending over looking at my very cute daughter. And it wasn't just a quick bend look and goodbye, they were there for a while trying to make my daughter laugh and doing a little small talk. Let me tell you a baby is the best babe magnet you can ever have.