How many people are there in the Universe?

[jonnylane]

only dougie adams could come up with a name like "slartibartfast".

[Paddy]

I prefer Magic-thighs

[SpiralDragon]

i once had a theory about the univers...... but then i pufed it up in smoke and fogot it

[jonnylane]

Ford: Its unpleasantly like being drunk
Arthur: Whats so unpleasant about being drunk?
Ford: Ask a glass of water.

Have you got the radio series on MP3 butty? I'd love to listen to them again. It was soooooo good.

[Paddy]

Not all of it (yet)

I do have two of the 5 audio books though...

[jonnylane]

i had the whole series on CD as MP3 but i dont remember where i got it. And i dont know where it is now.

bugger...

it made a most excellent distraction from revising for my GCSE's several years ago.

[Brian Ellis]

Ivan

I take very strong exception to being called English, and even more so if it is spelled witha little e. I am not English and I am ashamed of what the English have done to this world ( the rule is, if it's good, it's British; if it's bad, it's English). Although I was brought up in Scotland (and that is NOT part of England), I have spent most of my life in Switzerland, to get away from Britain, which has become a hell-hole worse than a black hole.

As for God, of course She's a She. Was She not the Mother of the Universe? It is a Judeo-Christian thing that makes Her masculine, mainly because the Jewish patriarchs could not bear the thought of her being anything else. The proof of this lies in the ten commandments. When Moses came down off the mountain carrying those stones, he declared to the Children of Israel that he had managed to persuade God to whittle the fourteen down to ten, but the bad news was that adultery was still in. If God had been a man, that would not have been the case.

[Paddy]

Reminds me of a Simpsons episode.

[jonnylane]

Originally posted by Brian Ellis
Ivan

I take very strong exception to being called English, and even more so if it is spelled witha little e. I am not English and I am ashamed of what the English have done to this world ( the rule is, if it's good, it's British; if it's bad, it's English). Although I was brought up in Scotland (and that is NOT part of England), I have spent most of my life in Switzerland, to get away from Britain, which has become a hell-hole worse than a black hole.

*welshman nods approval*

[Paddy]

As does the Irishman

(who would want to be a South Walian anyway ??)

[jonnylane]

Everyone wants to be from south wales because:

a) there are no jobs
b) it smells like sheep
c) you're guarenteed grandchildren by the age of 43

no, wait...

[Paddy]

So what does that say about your sister???



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[jonnylane]

she's moved away, so the effect has diminished.

Lets say you have a child within 2 years of your marriage. That would make you about 25. Lets also say that this child takes after its parents and has its first child at 25. This makes you a grandparent at around 50 years of age.

count yourself lucky.....

[Paddy]

Andrea:

how come you are dicussing my grandchildren already?
I've got it all under control just don't tell patrick

[Fat Tone]

Erm, methinks Paddy will be round to borrow the housebricks soon