Hmmm test this!

[Gurm]

KvH:

Chickens aren't flightless. They can become airborne over short distances. They're semi-flightless because of their long cultivation by humans. Emus on the other hand have wings the same way we have tails. Yeah, there's skeletal structure to support the IDEA of wings, but when you go lookin', there's just a bump.

- Gurm

[Paddy]

According to this Emu FAQ it does:

The Emu is a dull colored bird with brindled gray, black, and brown feathers and often has a blue neck. The wings are small useless appendages that evolution hasn't quite deleted yet.

But then the FAQ is only a beta and some content may be subject to change

[Paddy]

Emus on the other hand have wings the same way we have tails. Yeah, there's skeletal structure to support the IDEA of wings, but when you go lookin', there's just a bump.

If the tip of your sacrum protrudes to form a 'bump' then I suggest you contact your doctor. Unless of course you have your front and back mixed up

[Seaspray]

Phone book result (I won!!!)

You win, but the computer did guess it eventually
Play Again
You were thinking of a phone book.
Would you use it daily? You said Doubtful, I say Yes. - I say I am right, not many people use the phone book every day!
Is it heavy? You said No, I say Yes. - this question is too vague, what's heavy to one person is not to another.
Could it be found in a classroom? You said Doubtful, I say Yes. - I suppose it could be found in a classroom, but I was thinking would it be found in a classroom? I guess I'll have to concede this one.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

The computer got it on its second guess, after 23 questions, here are the full answers:-

I am guessing that it is a phone book?
Yes , No , Close

23. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.
22. Is it usually colorful? Yes.
21. Can it fit in an envelope? No.
20. I guess it a plastic bag? No.
19. Could it be found in a classroom? Doubtful.
18. Is it smaller than a loaf of bread? No.
17. Is it a common household object? Yes.
16. Is it heavy? No.
15. Is it flexible? Yes.
14. Is it multicolored? Yes.
13. Was it used over 100 years ago? No.
12. Would you use it daily? Doubtful.
11. Can it affect you (cause an effect to you)? Irrelevant.
10. Can you buy it at a store? No.
9. Does it bring joy to people? No.
8. Does it open? Yes.
7. Is it hard? No.
6. Is it flat? Yes.
5. Do you carry it in your pocket? No.
4. Do you hold it when you use it? Probably.
3. Does it have writing on it? Yes.
2. Would you find it in an office? Probably.
1. It is classified as Other.

[Paddy]

Is it heavier than a pound of butter? Yes.

As opposed to a pound of feathers?

[ZokesPro]

I wish I could access that page, sounds like fun.

[mutz]

...not bad, not bad at all...
...or maybe it just proves I ain't too smart...

You were thinking of a crocodile.
Can you lift it? You said Sometimes, I say No.
Can it run fast? You said Sometimes, I say Doubtful.
Does it serve a purpose? You said Depends, I say Yes.
Contradictions Detected
It does not matter if our answers disagree, over time the game will change its answers to reflect common knowledge. If you feel that the game is in error, the only way to fix it is to play again.

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Similar Objects
an alligator, an anaconda (boa constrictor), a komodo dragon, an iguana, a python, a snapping turtle, sea serpent (maybe mythical), a kitty cat, a snake, a terrier, a tortoise, a xenomorph.

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Uncommon Knowledge about a crocodile
Does it live in large populations? I say Yes.
Does it live in salt-water? I say Yes.
Can you find it in a church? I say Probably.
Does it belong to a family? I say Doubtful.
Do you know any songs about it? I say Yes.
Is it originally from Africa? I say Yes.
Does it spin? I say Probably.
Is it originally from Australia? I say Yes.
Does it travel on roads? I say Probably.
Is it useful? I say Yes.
Does it provide protection? I say Probably.
Does it have a long nose? I say Yes.
Can you stretch it? I say Probably.
Can you jump on it? I say Yes.
Can you open it? I say Yes.
Can it be worn by a person? I say Probably.

...but I would not advise jumping on one!

[Topha]

Originally posted by Paddy
As opposed to a pound of feathers?

I was thinking the same thing when I read that