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    WORDS WOMEN USE

    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a women looks- this will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    FIVE MINUTES
    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so it's an even trade.

    NOTHING
    This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine"

    GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows)
    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine"

    GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows)
    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care" You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    SOFT SIGH
    Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay
    content.

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow."

    GO AHEAD.
    At some point in the near future, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

    PLEASE DO
    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay"

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

    THANKS A LOT
    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell
    you "Nothing".



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    Lawrence

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    • #3
      So true.
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      • #4
        What a lady means when she says:

        ABSOLUTELY NOT, I HAVE A HEADACHE

        No

        NO

        Maybe

        MAYBE

        Yes

        YES
        She's no lady!
        Brian (the devil incarnate)

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        • #5
          Heh!
          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless...

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              • #8
                ROFL
                If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

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                • #9
                  It's absolutely terrifying how accurate that really is. I'm shaking in my tube socks.
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                  • #10
                    ROFL... ahahahahahahaah......... well i tend to surprise the women in my life by being able to decode them by just looking at them..... i would tell them exactly what they where feeling, thinking, what had hapned to get them where they are and what they where intending to do about it....... this has put many off them off and after they realise that they are an open book to me they feel either violated or too exposed or both and they take a distance from me .... but not at first.. at first they are surpised that a male can tell sooo mutch about them

                    what i hate is how they take a step away from me afterwords... including one person whom i consider to be my only close freind.... i just cant get through to her any more.......

                    which brings me back to square one........ women... cant live withe them... cant live without them....
                    "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                    • #11
                      Luckily for me, German women aren't like that

                      They are much more complicated, which makes them less predictable and much more fun to deal with

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                      • #12
                        dont get me started on german women..........
                        "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by SpiralDragon
                          ROFL... ahahahahahahaah......... well i tend to surprise the women in my life by being able to decode them.......
                          Are these Matrix women?
                          --Insert something here--

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                          • #14
                            I am begining to think all women are insane.
                            "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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                            • #15
                              its a known fact

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