Words Women use.....

[The Rock]

Women are all nuts! Not to mention vicious, manipulative, deceitful, arrogant, cruel, calculating, etc. I could go on for half a dictionary.

[Brian R.]

Anyone who thinks they understand and can predict the actions of most women is delusional.

[Topha]

Originally posted by Brian R.
Anyone who thinks they understand and can predict the actions of most women is delusional.

Or is wickedly played with by all the women, because they immediatly see that he thinks he understands them (sorry spiral, but girls are real witty when it comes to such things )

[Byock]

I think it comes down to the fact that most men's brain's turn off after seeing a little flesh. Point in case, I was watching Fear Factor, where a chick had to get in a boat and climb a ladder into a helicopter. The host, (male), was talking to her, and she took off her shirt, and had a very nice figure, and small swimsuit. When her shirt came off, the host was struck speachless for a few seconds.

[Gurm]

Not tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Well ok you can rub my back.

Well ok we can snuggle.

Well ok we can make out.

Well ok we can fool around.

Well ok but just a quickie.

...

*ahem*

- Gurm

[Tjalfe]

Yup.. don't take no as an answer.. at least not without trying a bit first

[The PIT]

I've got a headache.

It's not your head I want.


Believe or not the my last comment worked.

[Indiana]

Reminds me of the following joke:

Some guy comes in the bedroom where his wife already is in bed and says:
"Darling, I've brought you your aspirine"
The wife answers: "why, I don't have a headache...?"
The guy then lowers his trousers and says "Well, fine....."

[Dr Mordrid]

If not insane then totally inconsistant

Dr. Mordrid

[dave m]

ROLFLMAO,

I'm obviously delusional, because I think Jackie and I make a good team.

That doesn't mean I think I understand her, we clearly work on different agendas, they just seem to be mutually compatible...



Dave