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Actually I did, though I used my divining skills to find out instead
June 24, 2066
at the age of 85 years old
Not that far off actually!
J1NG -
for you or me
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Er, me.
I don't usually examine other peoples fortunes unless asked to, paid for, or they're in the gutter. Anyway, you don't have your year of birth in your profile, so I can't do some of the readings if I wanted to anyway!
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...uh-oh...How can you possibly take anything seriously?
Who cares?Comment
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ACK!!!
I've only got 1 week left to live! <sob>
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 25, 2003
at the age of 22 years old.
Noooooooooooooo.
<disclaimer>
Yes... I did fib the answers.McRheaComment
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June 22, 2004
It's a load of bollocks: they have it 29 years too early, because I've been told I'll be shot when I'm 100 by a jealous husband
(Sorry, I know that's overworn, now, but I'm the original candidate for that fate: a gypsy told me that 61 years ago after I crossed her palm with silver )
Brian (the devil incarnate)
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2040 at the age of 76.
Another 37 years of this crapComment
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May 3, 2049
at the age of 83 years old."Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."
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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
July 8, 2045
at the age of 68 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (11%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Loneliness (6%)DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.netComment
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69? Fat chance. And Cancer? Surely they got that wrong...heart attack here for sure:
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
February 8, 2038
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (26%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Auto-Fellatio (12%)
Suicide (6%)
Drowning (5%)FT.Comment
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June 14, 2056, age 82
Can't complain, as it is better than any of my grandparents
We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!
i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCDComment
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February 19, 2042
at the age of 66 years old
must quit smokein'Juu nin to iro
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.Comment
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"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
August 10, 2063
at the age of 88 years old.--Insert something here--Comment
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Did you know that that your chances of contracting rectal cancer are better then winning the lottery, as luck would have it I will probably die pennyless with cancer up the "A" hole.
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
January 30, 2035
at the age of 74 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Drowning (13%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (5%)A Smith & Wesson beats Four Aces
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