Ever wonder how long you'll live

[Drizzt]

Originally posted by J1NG
Er, me.

I don't usually examine other peoples fortunes unless asked to, paid for, or they're in the gutter. Anyway, you don't have your year of birth in your profile, so I can't do some of the readings if I wanted to anyway!

J1NG

I have it! I have it!

[Paddy]

erm i answered honestly:
March 15, 2024
at the age of 44 years old.

[Paddy]

errm anything you want to talk about Tone?

Auto-Fellatio (12%)

[Tjalfe]

you better change something then.. or make damn sure you enjoy the next 21 years!!

[Admiral]

July 7, 2054
at the age of 71 years old.

[Byock]

Damn, I am gonna be an old fart!

February 18, 2066
at the age of 93 years old

63 Years to go!

[Ssin]

August 2 2059 at the age of 82.
Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (19%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Does it mean that at the age of 82 I'll be abducted by Aliens keeping me so long that I'll feel lonely and horny (hence the auto-fellatio). Living caged in the ship I'll contract brain cancer, an alien will shoot me to put me out of my misery but I'll not die directly as they throw me throught the garbage conduct I'll have an heart-attack falling down on earth. Fortunately I'll die on my good old planet.

Naah this is all crap and I don't believe it.. I'll keep an eye out for strange little green fellows though.

[MultimediaMan]

My Goal is to see Comet Halley once more.

[GT98]

August 16, 2049
at the age of 74 years old.

[M|x]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


September 1, 2058
at the age of 72 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Electrolysis (19%)
Cancer (17%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

[Dr Mordrid]

November 25, 2027 at the age of 78 years old.

However, this doesn't take into account heredity. My grandparents all beat 92 save for one that made it to 101 and one that died in an accident. My parents made it to 91 and 88.

Dr. Mordrid

[Strahd]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


February 22, 2039
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Drowning (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



Common auto fellatio. I have 35 years to increase my flexibility.

I already consider my self the winner as many of my friends said I wouldn't make it past 29.

[Byock]

Originally posted by Strahd
Common auto fellatio. I have 35 years to increase my flexibility.

Bwahahahahaha! ROTFL

[Technoid]

Probably some time between 2060 and 2100

[Strahd]

Originally posted by Byock
Bwahahahahaha! ROTFL

If you're gonna go, it's the way to do it I say.

Sure beats... chocking... the... ahhhhhh... ummmmm.....the..... ummmmm.....

sorry Byock.