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Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
If it is a Lada with Hungarian plates, it could just as easily have been:
- two stories of chicken crates on the roof, 16 sacks of chicken feed inside and 4 bales of straw in the trunk
- 4 hogs and 10 piglets + 28 plastic buckets in all different sizes and colors
- 1 couch and 5 upolstered chairs (or 3 couches) on the roof, all kinds of junk inside and a mother-in-law sitting in the trunk holding a suitcase
- 14 geese and 9 ducks loose inside, roof and trunk stacked and packed with sacks
- 800 kilos of cement inside, a trunk full of gravel, and bags of sand on the roof and probably towing a mixer on the hitch
- 3 grandmothers, 7 mothers and uncountable children, plus food for 300
- 20 sheets of 1" plywood on the roof, 42 2x4s sticking out of the trunk and a table saw inside
Somebody else in Europe want to continue the list?
PS: In Switzerland you usually see these cars on the side of the autobahn, the driver is talking to a cop and the family is enjoying the break by setting up a picnic in the emergency lane.
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