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    To be read with an Irish accent

    > Patrick goes to the Doctor with a rather sensitive problem....
    "Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
    >
    > So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
    >
    > "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
    >
    > Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
    £10 note appears.
    >
    > "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
    >
    > "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
    >
    > The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
    another and another and another, etc....
    >
    > Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
    >
    > "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's mooch batter, how mooch is dare
    den?"
    >
    > The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
    >
    >
    > ..... wait for it .....
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    >
    > "Ah, dat'd be roit" said Patrick " I knew I wasn't feeling two
    grand."
    FT.

  • #2
    Wooooooootttt daaa!!

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    • #3
      Lawrence

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        • #5
          LOL

          “Inside every sane person there’s a madman struggling to get out”
          –The Light Fantastic, Terry Pratchett

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          • #6
            --Insert something here--

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            • #7
              LOL

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              • #8
                LOL
                DM says: Crunch with Matrox Users@ClimatePrediction.net

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                • #9
                  Oooof!
                  Brian (the devil incarnate)

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                  • #10
                    sigh
                    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                    • #11
                      Off Topic:
                      okay, I just wanted to post this
                      Attached Files

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                      • #12
                        Hey...
                        The Welsh support two teams when it comes to rugby. Wales of course, and anyone else playing England

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