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To be read with an Irish accent 
> Patrick goes to the Doctor with a rather sensitive problem....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
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> So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
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> "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
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> Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
£10 note appears.
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> "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
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> "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
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> The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
another and another and another, etc....
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> Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
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> "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's mooch batter, how mooch is dare
den?"
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> The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
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> ..... wait for it .....
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> "Ah, dat'd be roit" said Patrick " I knew I wasn't feeling two
grand."
> Patrick goes to the Doctor with a rather sensitive problem....
"Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".
>
> So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
>
> "Incredible" he says, "there is a £20 note lodged up here."
>
> Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a
£10 note appears.
>
> "This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. "What do you want me to do?"
>
> "Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.
>
> The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, and
another and another and another, etc....
>
> Finally the last note comes out and no more appear.
>
> "Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's mooch batter, how mooch is dare
den?"
>
> The Doctor counts the pile of cash. "£1,990 exactly."
>
>
> ..... wait for it .....
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> "Ah, dat'd be roit" said Patrick " I knew I wasn't feeling two
grand."
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