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    On the first of October (Wednesday) a customer left a computer to be fixed at my work.
    She was told that we were swamped and that it could take up to a week before we even could start looking at her computer and that it could take even longer before it was repaired.
    The day after I get ill, which puts me out of commission until October ninth
    Thursday I’m back at work trying to work away the backlog, and not getting much done cause I feel like someone stole my batteries.
    Fast-forward (Wednesday) October the 15’th.
    I’m finally starting to see the end of the mass of computer wrecks.
    With that particular customers computer already looked over by my boss who has found that it has been struck by one of those nasty “erase HDD on a set date” viruses.
    And it had actually been advanced a bit in the queue due to that to see if I could recover anything.
    15 min before closing time the customer arrives.
    I did not witness the beginning of the conversation but according to my boss she walked in and demanded to get her computer NOW, since we had promised it to be done Friday the tenth.
    She got more aggravated when my boss did not immediately recognize her.
    And she gets really mad when he tries to explain that due to my illness her computer is not completely finished, but he never got the chance to tell her the last part about my illness because she starts almost screaming about the promise we made.

    At this point I hear her all the way to the repair shop, and decides to go and see what the screaming is about.

    When I reach the counter my Boss is at the boiling point and leaves when he sees me.
    She stares at me like I was a disgusting insect.
    Customer: “You promised that my computer would be ready last Friday”
    Me: “We never promises that a” (I didn’t reach any further)
    C: “And you should never break promises to customers” (I’m not sure she even heard my reply)
    Me: “Exactly, that is why we neve” (again she raises her voice to stop me from finish my sentence)
    C: “It has now been 16 days since I left my computer here” (WTF?!? Where did that extra day sneak in?)
    Me: “No, according to our records you left it here at the first, 15 days ago”(Woot, I managed to slip a whole sentence past her)
    C: “You promised that my computer would be ready last Friday”
    Me: “NO, we told you Then that we were swamped and that we wouldn’t be able to look” (Here I did raise my voice a tad, but she again countered with an octave higher)
    C: “I’m a Dentist and I never break my promises” (Great, Crazy and wields power tools in peoples mouths)
    Me: “I’m terrible sorry that your computer isn’t finished but as my boss tried to tell you I have been I’ll for a week and have been unable”(Okay, new strategy, take the “blame” apologize and try to get her to calm down, unfortunately I was out of luck as she cut me of again)
    C: “And you should never break promises to customers” (I’m really starting to wonder if she hears a thing I say)

    Now repeat that twice again!
    Mostly she repeated:
    A: That we had made promises
    B: That we shouldn’t Break promises
    C: That she was a Dentist who never broke her promises

    With out ever letting me get more than half sentences out of my mouth
    I get to the point where I have had enough!
    I go back to the repair shop and get her computer, go back to the counter.

    Me: You now have two choices; either walk out of here with your computer or be thrown out with your computer!
    C: “But you promised that my computer would be ready last Friday”
    Me: YOU NOW HAVE TWO CHOICES; EITHER WALK OUT OF HERE WITH YOUR COMPUTER OR BE THROWN OUT WITH YOUR COMPUTER!
    C: ”I’m not going to pay anything, you should never break pr” (here I cut her of and It felt GOOD)
    Me: “FINE, there is the door” Me pointing at the door
    C: “your Crazy, you can’t do this to me”
    I didn’t say anything more I just glared at her and Pointed to the door.

    She got the message and left without uttering a single word.

    Unfortunately this is not a victory, it’s a defeat.

    We never promise a set date for a repair, just to avoid these kinds of arguments, still they happen frequently just not as violently as this one
    If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

    Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

  • #2
    Nah, it's a victory.. at least you didn't assault her.

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    • #3
      shesh... people here excpect me to be able to fix the computer by just looking at it.... if it takes more than a day they flush me with phonecalls and nag nag nag

      its why i got out of this computer fixing business... to much of a headach
      "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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      • #4
        hey technoid - I am just starting this business... is this what I am to expect??? ugh
        hmmmmm

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        • #5
          bibble, no your probably going to be OK, I've talked this over with Technoid, its something in his local water supply
          Juu nin to iro


          English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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          • #6
            Congratulations Technoid. It takes courage to stand up like that.
            How can you possibly take anything seriously?
            Who cares?

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            • #7
              C: "I'm a Dentist and I never break my promises"
              Translation: "I'm better than you are because I make more money. Why haven't you fixed my computer, SERVANT?"

              Heh.. hope she never finds anyone to fix it for her.
              Last edited by KvHagedorn; 16 October 2003, 00:58.

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              • #8
                better yet.. hopes she tries to fix it her self with her dentist tools
                "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by KvHagedorn
                  Nah, it's a victory.. at least you didn't assault her.
                  I came close to throwing her PC at her


                  Originally posted by bibble
                  hey technoid - I am just starting this business... is this what I am to expect??? ugh
                  Originally posted by Sasq
                  bibble, no your probably going to be OK, I've talked this over with Technoid, its something in his local water supply
                  She's a Dentist, she's probably hit the Flouride to HARD


                  Originally posted by mutz
                  Congratulations Technoid. It takes courage to stand up like that.
                  Thanks

                  Originally posted by KvHagedorn

                  C: "I'm a Dentist and I never break my promises"
                  Translation: "I'm better than you are because I make more money. Why haven't you fixed my computer, SERVANT?"

                  Heh.. hope she never finds anyone to fix it for her.
                  Right on the spot, you describe it perfectly

                  Originally posted by SpiralDragon
                  better yet.. hopes she tries to fix it her self with her dentist tools
                  That would be MESSY


                  She is of course not the only of our customers who has had to wait because I was sick but she is to date THE only one that don't accept that I was late because of illness.

                  I have actually today talked with two other customers that also got delays and they're reaction to the news that their computers wasn't finished due to my illness was that it happens and they didn't think that they could have demanded that I should gone to work anyway and fixed their computers
                  If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                  Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                  • #10
                    I have a stack of these handy to either hand to the customer in person, or to attach to the invoice - works a charm.
                    Attached Files
                    Lawrence

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                    • #11
                      ROTFLMAO
                      If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                      Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                      • #12
                        Tech, if only I could talk to some customer face to face, so many problems would be solved...right! (so many pc's would be hucked so far!!! )

                        I hate it when customers just don't care about anything else then themselves.
                        Titanium is the new bling!
                        (you heard from me first!)

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                        • #13
                          I can relate only too well to this story from the days I worked in the service centre... for some reason people think that a computer problem is as simple as just pressing the right button and get annoyed when it takes time
                          We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                          i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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                          • #14
                            You should put a sign up in the shop stating your policy on promising things as to avoid this in the future.

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                            • #15
                              Customers don't read signs...
                              We have enough youth - What we need is a fountain of smart!


                              i7-920, 6GB DDR3-1600, HD4870X2, Dell 27" LCD

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