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ROFL!!!!
If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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He probably turned right at Albuquerque!If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.
Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."
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TV Announcer That was episode two of 'The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots', adapted radio by Bernard Hollowood and Brian London. And now, Radio 4 will explode.
Music
The radio explodes
Two old women are sitting on the couch listening to the radio when it explodes. One looks at the other
First Pepperpot (Graham Chapman) We'll have to watch the telly then.
Second Pepperpot (John Cleese) Yes.
First Pepperpot Well, what's on the television then ?
Second Pepperpot It looks like a penguin.
On the TV set there is indeed a penguin. It sits contentedly looking at them in a stuffed sort of way. There is nothing on the screen.
First Pepperpot No, no, no, I didn't mean what was on the television set, I meant what programme?
Second Pepperpot Oh.
The second pepperpot goes to the TV, switches it on and returns to her chair.
The set takes a long time to warm up and produce a picture.
During this pause the following conversation takes place.
Second Pepperpot It's funny that penguin being there, innit? What's it doing there?
First Pepperpot Standing.
Second Pepperpot I can see that!
First Pepperpot If it lays an egg it will fall down the back of the Television set.
Second Pepperpot We'll have to watch that (pause). Unless it's a male.
First Pepperpot Ooh, I never thought of that.
Second Pepperpot Yes, looks fairly butch.
First Pepperpot Perhaps it comes from next door.
Second Pepperpot Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic.
First Pepperpot BURMA! (sound of tea spoon being dropped into tea cup)
Second Pepperpot Why did you say Burma?
First Pepperpot I panicked.
Second Pepperpot Oh. Perhaps it's from the Zoo.
First Pepperpot Which zoo?
Second Pepperpot How should I know which Zoo? I'm not Dr. Bloody Bronowski!!
First Pepperpot How does Dr. Bronowski know which zoo it came from?
Second Pepperpot He knows everything!
First Pepperpot Oh, I wouldn't like that, it would take the mystery out of life. Anyway if it was from the zoo it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it!
Second Pepperpot No it wouldn't, They don't stamp animals 'Property of the Zoo'!!! You couldn't stamp a huge lion.
First Pepperpot They stamp them when they're small.
Second Pepperpot What happens when they moult?
First Pepperpot Lions don't moult!
Second Pepperpot No, but penguins do. There, I've run rings around you logically.
First Pepperpot OH, INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!
On the TV screen there now appears an announcer
TV Announcer Hello. It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
The penguin on top of the set now explodes
First Pepperpot How did he know that was going to happen?!
TV Announcer It was an inspired guess. And now ...
"Women don't want to hear a man's opinion, they just want to hear their opinion in a deeper voice."
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BTW just forgot to say this SHOPPED SHOPPED!!WaterCooled!
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Lian Li PC71 Mods UnderWay!
Radeon 9800 Pro 450Core / 375 Mem With Original Cooling just memsinks added
512mb HyperX Dual Channel 400MHz Ram
Modding is my life allways was my life and i intend it to be my life
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