Brave little Penguin

[Greebe]

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[TransformX]

[Technoid]

ROFL!!!!

[KvHagedorn]

One of those two characters is a long way from home.

[DukeP]

What KvH says. Its not the amazing part that the penguin found a set of cymbals (sp?) - mostly that they traveld so darn far to meet a Icebear!!

~~DukeP~~

[Technoid]

He probably turned right at Albuquerque!

[Ribbit]

Did anyone else notice the other penguin has a handbag?

[gangster]

they tell you to bring in the brass monkeys when it gets real cold, the penguin doesn't know what he's in for!

[Helevitia]

OMFG! Thanks for making my cheeks and stomach hurt from laughing too hard.

[Chrono_Wanderer]

Linux r0xXor!!!

[Rakido]

TV Announcer That was episode two of 'The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots', adapted radio by Bernard Hollowood and Brian London. And now, Radio 4 will explode.

Music

The radio explodes

Two old women are sitting on the couch listening to the radio when it explodes. One looks at the other


First Pepperpot (Graham Chapman) We'll have to watch the telly then.

Second Pepperpot (John Cleese) Yes.

First Pepperpot Well, what's on the television then ?

Second Pepperpot It looks like a penguin.


On the TV set there is indeed a penguin. It sits contentedly looking at them in a stuffed sort of way. There is nothing on the screen.


First Pepperpot No, no, no, I didn't mean what was on the television set, I meant what programme?

Second Pepperpot Oh.


The second pepperpot goes to the TV, switches it on and returns to her chair.

The set takes a long time to warm up and produce a picture.

During this pause the following conversation takes place.


Second Pepperpot It's funny that penguin being there, innit? What's it doing there?

First Pepperpot Standing.

Second Pepperpot I can see that!

First Pepperpot If it lays an egg it will fall down the back of the Television set.

Second Pepperpot We'll have to watch that (pause). Unless it's a male.

First Pepperpot Ooh, I never thought of that.

Second Pepperpot Yes, looks fairly butch.

First Pepperpot Perhaps it comes from next door.

Second Pepperpot Penguins don't come from next door, they come from the Antarctic.

First Pepperpot BURMA! (sound of tea spoon being dropped into tea cup)

Second Pepperpot Why did you say Burma?

First Pepperpot I panicked.

Second Pepperpot Oh. Perhaps it's from the Zoo.

First Pepperpot Which zoo?

Second Pepperpot How should I know which Zoo? I'm not Dr. Bloody Bronowski!!

First Pepperpot How does Dr. Bronowski know which zoo it came from?

Second Pepperpot He knows everything!

First Pepperpot Oh, I wouldn't like that, it would take the mystery out of life. Anyway if it was from the zoo it would have 'Property of the Zoo' stamped on it!

Second Pepperpot No it wouldn't, They don't stamp animals 'Property of the Zoo'!!! You couldn't stamp a huge lion.

First Pepperpot They stamp them when they're small.

Second Pepperpot What happens when they moult?

First Pepperpot Lions don't moult!

Second Pepperpot No, but penguins do. There, I've run rings around you logically.

First Pepperpot OH, INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!


On the TV screen there now appears an announcer


TV Announcer Hello. It's just gone 8 o'clock and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.



The penguin on top of the set now explodes


First Pepperpot How did he know that was going to happen?!

TV Announcer It was an inspired guess. And now ...

[DukeP]

Lol.

Great times abound....

We need a new batch of entertainers the like of the flying circus.

~~DukeP~~

[NuGGeTTi]

FOSROFLMAO!!!!! HAHAAHA too good!

[NuGGeTTi]

BTW just forgot to say this SHOPPED SHOPPED!!

[Lizzard[MPE]]

reminds me of my old UT clan