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    DEAR SIR,

    ATTN: SIR/MADAM
    FROM: DAN PRINCEWILL (SAN)
    NORTHERN CHAMBERS,
    LEGAL PRACTITIONERS
    NIGERIA.

    COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON. GRACE, PEACE AND LOVE FROM HIS PART OF
    THE ATLANTIC TO YOU. I HOPE MY LETTER DOES NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MUCH
    EMBARRASSMENT AS I WRITE TO YOU IN GOOD FAITH.PLEASE EXCUSE MY
    INTRUSION INTO YOUR PRIVATE LIFE.

    I AM BARRISTER DAN PRINCEWILL (SAN), I REPRESENT MOHAMMED ABACHA,
    SON OF THE LATE GEN. SANI ABACHA, WHO WAS THE FORMER MILITARY HEAD
    OF
    STATE IN NIGERIA.HE DIED IN 1998. SINCE HIS DEATH, THE FAMILY HAS BEEN
    LOOSING A LOT OF MONEY DUE TO VINDICTIVE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS WHO
    ARE BENT ON DEALING WITH THE FAMILY.CONSEQUENTLY, THE
    FAMILY HAS ASKED ME TO SEEK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER WHO CAN WORK
    WITH US AS TO MOVE OUTTHE TOTAL SUM OF US$75,000,000.00 (SEVENTY FIVE
    MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS), PRESENTLY IN THEIR POSSESSION.

    THIS MONEY WAS OF COURSE, ACQUIRED BY THE LATE PRESIDENT AND IS NOW
    KEPT SECRETLY BY THE FAMILY. THE SWISS GOVERNMENT HAS ALREADY
    FROZEN ALL THE ACCOUNTS OF THE FAMILY IN SWITZERLAND, AND SOME
    OTHER COUNTRIES WOULD SOON FOLLOW TO DO THE SAME. THIS BID BY SOME
    GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO DEAL WITH THIS FAMILY HAS MADE IT NECESSARY
    THAT WE SEEK YOUR ASSISITANCE IN RECEIVING THIS MONEY AND IN
    INVESTING IT ON BEHALF OF THE FAMILY.THIS MUST BE A JOINT VENTURE
    TRANSACTION AND WE MUST ALL WORK TOGETHER.

    SINCE THIS MONEY IS STILL CASH, EXTRA SECURITY MEASURES HAVE BEEN
    TAKEN TO PROTECT IT FROM THEFT OR SEIZURE, PENDING WHEN AGREEMENT
    IS REACHED ON WHEN TO MOVE IT INTO ANY OF THIS COUNTRIES
    HOLLAND, LONDON, SPAIN, CANADA PENDING ON OUR AGREEMENT. I HAVE
    PERSONALLY WORKED OUT ALL MODALITIES FOR THE PEACEFUL CONCLUSION
    OF THIS TRANSACTION. THE TRANSACTION DEFINITELY WOULD BE HANDLED IN
    PHASES AND THE FIRST PHASE WILL INVOLVE THE MOVING OF US$25,000,000.00
    {TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS}.
    MY CLIENTS ARE WILLING TO GIVE YOU A REASONABLE PERCENTAGE OF THIS
    MONEY AS SOON AS THE TRANSACTION IS CONCLUDED.

    I WILL, HOWEVER, BASED ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ARE WILLING TO WORK
    WITH US AND ALSO ALL CONTENTIOUS ISSUES DISCUSSED BEFORE THE
    COMMENCEMENT OF THIS TRANSACTION. YOU MAY ALSO DISCUSS YOUR
    PERCENTAGE BEFORE WE START TO WORK. AS SOON AS I HEAR FROM YOU, I
    WILL GIVE YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS AS TO HOW WE
    INTEND TO CARRY OUT THE WHOLE TRANSACTION. PLEASE, DO NOT
    ENTERTAIN ANY FEARS, AS ALL NECESSARY MODALITIES ARE IN PLACE, AND I
    ASSURE YOU OF ALL SUCCESS AND SAFETY IN THIS TRANSACTION.PLEASE, THIS
    TRANSACTION REQUIRES ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND YOU WOULD BE
    EXPECTED TO TREAT IT AS SUCH UNTIL THE FUNDS ARE MOVED OUT OF THIS
    COUNTRY TO WHERE YOU INTEND TO RECEIVE THEM.

    IN COMPLIANCE WITH THIS YOU ARE TO FORWARD TO ME THE FOLLOWING
    DETAILS: YOUR COMPLETE NAMES AND ADDRRESS, CONFIDENTIAL TELEPHONE
    AND FAX NUMBERS, THIS IS TO ENABLE ME PERFECT ALL THE NECESSARY
    DOCUMENTATION WITH THE SECURITY FIRM AND MOVE THIS MONEY ACROSS
    TO YOUR COUNTRY OF CHOICE.

    PLEASE, YOU WILL ALSO IGNORE THIS LETTER AND RESPECT OUR TRUST IN
    YOU BY NOT EXPOSING THIS TRANSACTION, EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT
    INTERESTED.

    I LOOK FORWARDS TO WORKING WITH YOU.

    THANK YOU.

    TRULY YOURS,

    BARRISTER DAN PRINCEWILL (SAN).
    NB: PLEASE DO COPY THIS SITE ON YOUR BROWSER AND YOU
    WILL UNDERSTAND BETTER WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.






    Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

  • #2
    Dude, I want in.

    :-P

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    • #3
      You too? I thought we were exclusive!
      FT.

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      • #4
        I'm suprised they didn't ask for your bank account and routing #... so they can transfer the funds of course. (Where did all my money go?)
        --Insert something here--

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        • #5
          This scam has stolen millions of dollars from people over the years. One man recently lost 300k and to this day he doesn't blame them. He blamed the government LOL.
          Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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          • #6
            what, you mean it's a scam??!!!!
            Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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            • #7
              Oh man! I was going to do it!
              "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Ajax
                I'm suprised they didn't ask for your bank account and routing #... so they can transfer the funds of course. (Where did all my money go?)
                They do ask you eventually How do you think people lose their moeny?

                Dave
                Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

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                • #9
                  How gullible can people be, answer, very
                  When you own your own business you only have to work half a day. You can do anything you want with the other twelve hours.

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                  • #10
                    Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.

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                    • #11
                      LOL
                      Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!

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                      • #12
                        can't ppl learn... geez.

                        Not to give out your credit card number

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                        • #13
                          An heres what I recived yesterday:

                          Subject: "PLEASE RAED"


                          Dear Friend,

                          I am Mrs. Mariam. Abacha, the widow of General Sani
                          Abachathe Late Nigerian Head of State.

                          I am presently in distress and under house arrest
                          while my son Mohammed is undergoing trial in Lagos and
                          Abuja though he has just been recently granted bail
                          under the condition that my family refunds to the
                          Federal Government some amount of money.

                          The government has frozen all the family account and
                          auctioned all our properties.
                          Refer to this website about my husband's loot and you
                          will understand whatI mean
                          BBC, News, BBC News, news online, world, uk, international, foreign, british, online, service

                          To save the family from total bankruptcy I plan to
                          ship through an undercover courier company,the sum of
                          US24, 000,000.00. kept by my late husband.

                          The money was was carefully packed into a
                          Trunk Box and deposited with the Company has
                          Material`s of Inheritance and Jewelries to beat the
                          Nigerian Security.

                          However,because of the security Watch on us,i may not
                          be able to carry out this Transaction with you.You can
                          also contact me through my family attorney Barrister
                          Sule Lamido(SAN) on his e-mail address:
                          bar_adams@sify.com and my lawyer shall arrange
                          with you,toward`s effective completion of this
                          transaction.

                          Conclusively, we have agreed to offer you 30% of the
                          total sum while 70% is to be held on trust by you
                          until we decide on a suitable business investment in
                          your country subsequent to our free movement by the
                          Nigerian Government.

                          Endeavour to send your phone and fax numbers for easy
                          Communications. This project is not risky.
                          Sincerely Yours,

                          Mrs. Mariam Abacha



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                          Thats just up there with the other Nigerian Scam email I have recieved.

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                          • #14
                            http://www.419eater.com/index.htm

                            Read about the nigeria scammers get scammed
                            If there's artificial intelligence, there's bound to be some artificial stupidity.

                            Jeremy Clarkson "806 brake horsepower..and that on that limp wrist faerie liquid the Americans call petrol, if you run it on the more explosive jungle juice we have in Europe you'd be getting 850 brake horsepower..."

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                            • #15
                              my dad almost fell for this.... the idiot.... back when the nigerian scam was still traveling via sail mail..... i found out about it and just kept shreding any mail we got that sujested it was coming from nigeria...... but somtimes i regret it... my dad deserved to fall on his head....
                              "They say that dreams are real only as long as they last. Couldn't you say the same thing about life?"

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