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There are many logical arguments to talking the wife into "servicing" you every morning. Remind her of the protein content and of the fact that she could save $$ on multivitamins. Practical for her AND fun for you.
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There are many logical arguments to talking the wife into "servicing" you every morning. Remind her of the protein content and of the fact that she could save $$ on multivitamins. Practical for her AND fun for you.
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you folks are just wishful thinking, aren't you?Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own lunar space lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the space lander, and the blackjack. Ahhhh forget the whole thing!Comment
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Or never been married
Juu nin to iro
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleys, knocks them over, and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.Comment
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The horrible thing about morning wood is that you've gotta pee before you can enjoy it, and by the time you've managed to do that, it's gone away.. just the trials and hardships of being a man, I suppose. And you women think you have it hard what with the monthlies and pregnancy and childbirth and all.
(runs and ducks for cover)
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